Howmanheyman

Your poor lad when he gets asked 'What does Daddy do?' at School.

Mon 19.08.13 Manchester City (a) 8.00pm Sky Mon 30.09.13 Everton (a) 8.00pm Sky Sat 19.10.13 Liverpool (h) 12.45pm BT Sun 27.10.13 mackems (a) 4.00pm Sky Sat 02.11.13 Chelsea (h) 12.45pm BT Sun 10.11.13 Spurs (a) 12.00pm Sky Sat 30.11.13 West Brom (h) 5.30pm Sky Wouldn't be altogether shocked to see us without a win from those particular fixtures lovingly picked by Sky.

Hope CT at least has the decency to wash Gemmill's 'plugs' before giving them back after he's used them in his bedroom.

Such a thing exists?! That's absolutely intriguing disgusting.

I'll just go with this, didn't know it was done via an hdmi lead but had a quick on how to do it through an intel video. (Also sorts me out for the football too!) Cheers!

I bought a set once and couldn't get it to work, not sure if it was lack of perseverance/temper or the fact that I looked into it and there was warnings from some that they don't always work in certain buildings. (Mine had an extension built on before we bought it and the bloke who built it had his electrics all over the shop). I might try again but with another make/model as it would be the ideal solution. I actually tried an ethernet tacross the floor/carpet o see if it would work but my sky box wasn't having it, I looked on sky's website and apparently there's only so many sky boxes that on demand will work on?! Mine is an amstrad and hasn't had the upgrade yet. Sky supplied the box it wasn't bought independently! Tried to then watch it online through my smart tv but it wouldn't stream it saying I needed something to this and would I like to download it? I tried but the tv said 'no'. Some fucking smart tv, (ewerks definitely right on that score). Looks like I can only view it on my home pc instead of relaxing on mien kampfy chair. Fucking technology man!

Most David's I know all get called called either 'David' by their Mam's or Wives/girlfriends or 'Davey' by everybody else. Not many get called Dave up here for some reason.

Ok, I'll bite. What's funny?

I've already got one, thanks. My router's nowhere near the sky box and I'm fucked if I'm breaking up some well laid wooden flooring and fishing the wire through two rooms.

'Summer Transfer 2013' Unless we get some big money in for Cabaye then forget about anything other than a 'contract clause' buy and one or two Amalfitano type kids. Last year Llambias was desperately trying to get a bite off an ambitious club for Tiote by bringing him up unprompted in end of season interviews. This year the hope is a big Cabaye bid.

I wouldn't pay the price they wanted for their 'specialised' wireless adapter the pack of bastards they are. They used to have a decent 'anytime' channel but have made it via internet only to sell their own adapters.

Ok folks, due to having an uncanny ability to miss a lot of telly mainly through work then not wanting to watch half way through where I might have missed something then my this thread means Jack Shit to me. However I want to change all this! The Soprano's is a show I initially missed and I've never heard anything but praise for it, likewise Game of Thrones. Anyone know where you can watch them from the start without buying the DVD's from HMV etc?

We've been thinking that for ages. Fish: "Hey Martin! Fancy going to this new place tonight?" Meenzer: "Nah, I'm washing my hair with some of my real Gay friends." Fish: "What about a little Euro trip next month?" Meenzer: "Nah, I'm out all next month unlike you." Fish: "Ha ha! Ok, not to worry, then." (sobs gently to himself on hanging up).

All the breast wishes on your boobday, Fisty.

Think I'm getting Butt and Smith confused.

Congratulations HF!

Alan Smith's two goals v Sampdoria.

Jammy twat, I'm three hours into what's going to be a right cunt of a twelve hour shift. Plus it's boiling. Have one for me CT!

yep. Some in fridge, some in biscuit tin depending on biscuit type.

Most of the time I'll eat a biscuit is if I pop round to my folks house and have one with a cuppa as they have a dedicated draw in the fridge for biscuits. (It's why I always make sure it's me who collects the kids when they've stayed there).

Kit Kat Most biscuits are nice enough, (apart from custard creams, obviously).

I don't eat a lot of biscuits but mentions for; Fox's Digestive milk chocolate Breakaway Blue Riband Banjo Tunnocks (Off the top of my head).

Another happy customer.

Was going to put something similar about CT/Gemmill but nightshift fatigue set in and I couldn't be arsed. Hoy a pick up of Miss Hendricks then, Fish!