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Subtitled for anyone who doesn't speak spaz?

Gemmill desperately trying and failing to impress his ex-wife's new girlfriend. Very on brand.

I'll see you and raise you.

According to Talksport Kane was on his way to the airport and Levy called him and told him to stop as he wants to change the deal.

You down with FFP? (Yeah you know me), you down with FFP? (Yeah you know me) You down with FFP? (Yeah you know me), who's down with FFP? (All the homies)

CT is looking well up for this.

Aye but if the bonuses are out of whack with what other clubs are offering then it’s going to restrict what we can spend. I’d be very disappointed if the existing squad didn’t agree to cut their bonuses in order to let the club sign their replacements.

It's her arrogance I can't stand. Same reason I don't like Ronaldo.

Oh but when Caulkin does it you don't like it?

It's because she's a cunt. The very fact that you're are questioning our motives shows that you're the real misogynist. Women can be cunts too y'know.

That's one less contender for the CL spots this season then.

Looking at the pundits' predictions there aren't too many tipping us to retain our position in the Top 4. But one important thing to remember is that the PL is likely to have five CL spots up for grabs this coming season which could make a big difference in our ability to keep progressing.

Best female footballer in the world, mate.

I'm not sure what the size of his dick has to do with anything.

Surely they can't expect a man of your advanced years to stand for 90 minutes?

That's the last time that little shit tries to take the piss out of the king.

To be recited to this tune.

Classy.