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i worked for them when they were known as Andersen Consulting. Reet bunch of cowboys. What was wrong with them? I had them down on the list of organisations that would potentially have the pleasure of employing me.

So our two resident medical experts have come to the conclusion that I've either got cancer or am weird, glad to see those years of training have paid off.

So I'm just a mentalist then?

Aye.

Seeing as this is turning into the Toontastic Health Helpline I'll add my ailment. For a few years now I've been getting a really sharp pain in the upper left side of my chest. It comes on really suddenly but goes away when I scratch it, I mightn't get it for a couple of months but sometimes it can happen a few times a day. Its never really bothered me but no one else seems to ever have had anything like it. Any ideas from our medical staff?

What was the problem? I'm having a similar issue.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ian/5390048.stm Says they've approached Hibs but nothing else confirmed yet.

Oops. I was looking at him for next Leeds manager, and I already had the fucking bet on anyway, stupid cunt.

FUCK!!!!! He was 66/1 on Sky Bet so I decided to put a tenner on it but by the time I had deposited the money they stopped taking bets, the cunts.

According to who? He's still 66/1.

Really? D'ya reckon?

Fucking hell I thought he was on the road to recovery, always thought he looked like too much of a pretty boy but sad news all the same.

the wga thing can be easily bypassed. simply choose not to downlod/install it (from the list of available updates that it finds) and then select the option so that it doesnt prompt you for it again. Or just get the corporate version.

What about carbon monoxide poisioning? Is that peaceful as its supposed to be?

I'm no film buff but I do have to say that the acting from Di Caprio, Baldwin and Wahlberg (even though the last two weren't major characters) was all superb.

What harm is it doing? I just think it's odd that while you bring up kids teaching them to speak the truth and all along, us as parents are telling them one of the biggest lies there is on the grounds that it makes it more 'magical' for them. Bigging them up for a fall tbh Bah humbug! Course it makes it more magical for them, thats all part of being a child, every child should be able to have that feeling on Christmas morning of running down the stairs to see what Santa has brought them, its a damn sight more exciting than finding out what your parents have bought you.

What harm is it doing?

Doubtful, he seems to be the messiah to many lost souls. Plus the tabloids love him.

Just saw it today too and I thought it was excellent. Slow to get going but once it was in full flow I was on the edge of my seat. Aye but ***********SPOILER WARNING***************** The end seemed like it was tacked on at the last minute, suddenly up pops Chase, shoots DiCaprio and then everyone else dies, not exactly a dramatic climax or twist which could have been guessed, a complete let-down IMO.

And the end was shit too.

Disappointed me, it never really got going.

Ditto Aye, made the mistake of listening to Radio One the other day, and that prick Scott Mills is running a campaign to get the single to number one. Wow, how zany and original of you. Mills is localradiotastic, how he ever landed a daytime job on Radio 1 is beyond me.

As far as I know the Quran mentions dressing with modesty and covering up but doesn't specifically mention covering the face so it does appear to be a cultural thing rather than religious.

"Full of darkies that place, now I'm not saying I don't like them but you know..... "