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I've had a great Friday so far. Got into work at 8 feeling very tired and a little hung over to find out there was fuck all work for me so managed to get home at 10, bought myself a fry on the way and found season 5 of 24 on my doorstep so all is well.

The cost of buying the share would take it over £1 so it all depends on whether the cost has to be under £1 or the value of the item is less than £1.

A pretty relaxed day for me. Went into uni about 1, found out that everyone else had completed our group assignment, been on the drink from 6 watching a bit of passable TV so all is grand.

*Has deja vu about old Ricky Gervais stand up shows*

Sibierski is not a player of the standard we want, then again neither are most of our squad. Such a bunch of overpaid, over-rated (by someone in the club) bunch of misfits I have ever seen.

If he can't get physically fit then there was something wrong with his attitude, or he could have just been shit. Either way we should have learnt something from Southampton and Rangers and whoever else he had a trial with, he's turned to shite! Leave well alone.

The links: She seems to think Renton's lost it, and who are we to disagree? She may have meant Noelie, but she gets no extra credit for that, Major in Psychology or not. BTW wtf is cha cha?

I thought the first series was shite but after a few of the comments on here I might give the second series a chance.

Ah thats where the old "stick out a stray leg" trick works a treat, nothing better than seeing a pre-pubescent child fall flat on their nose, especially the posh ones.

The stress of "playing" for Newcastle was beginning to show on Albert.

Ever since Bowyer left?

Hang him along with Saddam.

I don't think King would want to upset the England team, it could well backfire on him.

Fuck me thats a lot of memory.

Crazy price that. http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/explorer/B000EB...7282127-7691603? Even with next day delivery it's far cheaper. That's where I bought it, worked out at: Item(s) Subtotal: £27.97 Postage & Packing: £7.65 ----- Total Before VAT: £35.62 VAT: £6.24 ----- Total for this Delivery: £41.86

Terry isn't the cleverest bloke in the world and racism is the easiest and most obvious form of abuse. I don't think John Terry is a racist but he may have made a racist remark because hes too fucking thick to come up with a better put down.

A slightly more masculine version of Spuggy I've heard.

They had the European shirts on display when I went on the tour as well, though that was when they were in the old changing rooms. Anyone seen what the new ones are like?

Just bought the 24 Season 5 boxset (£41.86 as I wanted it by Friday) so I've got a weekend of watching that, getting pissed while watching it and running round the house pretending to be Jack Bauer while very drunk.

To build on geordieshandy's sig (which is a fantastic quote IMO) I bet Doherty does sometimes think, "Well, to be honest, after years of smoking and drug abuse, you do sometimes look at yourself and think, you know, sometimes, between that first shoot up with coffee in the morning, and that 400th ejaculation inside Kate Moss at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think... This is fantastic. I'm in heaven"

His music is average. The man is a prick who loves the image he has created. A while back he thought it would be funny to spray a syringe of his blood over an MTV camera crew. I saw a documentary on him a while back which also portrayed him as a twat, his only saving grace was that the documentary maker came across as an even bigger dickhead than the skag rat.

Where did this rumour come from?

According to SSN he put in a huge effort tonight and was our driving force. I think it was him who threw his shirt into the crowd afterwards, didn't seem to be any hard feelings there.