Jimbo

Owen off injured 33mins. ffs

Agreed, although its not much of a choice given the other two, one makes a tit of himself in nightclubs, the other makes a tit of the players with his team selection.

Its sad to say that I've come to the stage that I couldn't give a fuck, McClaren has drained way any passion I once had for England.

If I lost an inch I'd be a lesbian ! poor you... Don't feel sorry for him - he'd probably turn himself on! I'm never off

If I lost an inch I'd be a lesbian !

Pearl Jam - Live at Maddison Square Garden

He'll be off in January........ ...to the African Nations Cup.

Yeh il try and borrow some disc world books off my brother. Or just tell him to take them round. He's spending most of his time listening to planet rock radio at the moment Ah he cant use the PC though. Doctors orders. I know, but without a PC I do nothing.

Son I'm thirty, I only went with your mother coz she's dirty.....

i liked the first one, just thought the sequals were fucking shite.

Due to working continental shifts, I do get a heinous amount of time off, and I must admit I do spend the VAST majority of it on my PC, playing Football Manager and browsing for porn and chatting to Scottish marketing graduates on MSN.

rohypnol ? No, I'm good thanks, got loads left over from the last delivery you made. What confuses me is why use Rohypnol when a brick is free? cool, you know its buy one get one free this week ? I often slip a couple of drops of "roofie" in my drink if I feel the need to seduce myself.

rohypnol ?

TBH lasses have a problem with 'large' size of it anyway never mind giving it the 'optical' inch treatment. I'll discuss it with wor lass later, after all it's her toy as much as it is mine I bet she loves it too. Does she shave? Most lasses I know find hairy cocks vulgar. Of course she loves it you daft cunt, it's attached to me To answer your second question, occasionally. P.S You must know a lot of Dykes or their under age. to be fair wacky, most of the girls I know don't like a bloke with a tiny cock framed by an Amazon of pubes. FYP

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=optical+inch

My mate has just got one and he says you can't set an mp3 as a ringtone, that sounds like a massive blunder if its true.

happy birthday dude

If he plays for any team other than Real Madrid I'll eat my arse.

Good choice dude, best tv show ever in my opinion.

Mine get worn off rather than shaved off tbh.

A disapointing line up in my opinion, not enough big names, BJ Penn is a great fighter, but all in all the event is a let down.

ffs got very worried there for a split second

Looks more like the NHS Bedpan cup.

Breaking news: no further action will be taken by the FA regarding the "tackle"