LooneyToony

Aye, fucking Mancunians. Fuck off!

The guy gave it his best since he came here but they should have got rid of him this summer. His whining about wanting to play closer to home? I mean, say what?! Who are you, mate?! Haden should be grateful that he collects a Premier League wage. Get rid next chance they get.

I can't even squeeze my mighty hog I'm so upset.

Is this your Youtube channel, Trooper?

But it's just the middle of August. Don't like this new format if other top leagues remain open.

From ESPN: Mario Balotelli wants to leave Nice, but there's one problem. Nobody is interested in signing him. Would you sign him for NUFC?

Would you say they are condescending pseudo-intellectuals, Alex?

In what part of my statement does it suggest that if we lose and we're down?

Big game against Cardiff next week. Got to try and pick up maximum points there.

I'm just saying that the original members of The Animals were from Northumberland and formed in Newcastle, while The Police were not. Stewart Copeland is a Yank.

And Strawb, keep fighting mate. My prayers are with you and good luck!

Happy belated birthday, Fish! All the best to you!

Ashley is the biggest red, inflamed set of meat curtains in the history of ever.

And what about The Animals, you know, "House of The Rising Sun" and "Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"? Sting was born in Northumberland but The Animals were formed in Newcastle.

If you're Scottish, you may be interested in this. https://www.twitch.tv/underflowr

Didn't Noelie say he played a bit of RB back in the day?

Have any of you lads seen a bigger cunt?

Aye.

Not even this massive cunt would sell Lascelles now that we can't buy again until January, would he?! Would he? Nah, no way. Okay maybe.

News out Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta radio suggests that even though the transfer window shut Newcastle are not done with their selling.

Reports out of the Dildo, Newfoundland News says we're in for Barcelona's Marlon Santos.

Is there something here or is Wykitoon taking the piss?

I swear, if they sell Lascelles I'm going to go crazy!

Just that I fancy a cuppa talking cricket