snakehips

I'm on medium wave 603.

Who was it called him the 'Wheelie Bin'? Henry Blofeld? No idea, Alex, I must have been away when that was said. Good old 'Bloers' (how the fuck is blow-ers spelt??)

But that T shirt says Fernando, not Torres I'd like a King of Spain T shirt (or mug) please. How can you tell I'm listening to the Test match

What about Roy Of The Rovers? Okay, apart from ROTR. Oh, and Billy the Fish, naturally (apart from them two, what have the Romans done for us )

I just get really fucked off when players declare they want to leave. If our star player (do we actually have one right now??) came out and said he wanted to leave to play for another club I would get extremely pissed off and tell him to fuck off. No player - no matter how good - is bigger than a football club.

Does Alan Oliver work for the Lancashire Telegraph like? You could be onto something there, 2J. After all, Brett Emerton did sign for them!!!!

I don't like Mondays. Tell me why.. Sing along, Jonny, sing along

If I was a man u fan I would be hoping the shithead was sold asap.

I don't like Mondays. Tell me why..

Indeedy

Yeah they still get a cap. The same blue cub scout type thing with a silver grey tassel. The game gets embroidered onto it anarl, iirc.

Antarctica. That's really the only place I have a yearning to see. Yeah, I'd like to go here and there but Antarctica really gets the juices flowing

And Freddie Shepherd, shirley!

Maybe one day I will share some of the fuckin' stupid things I've done over the years. Regarding some of the previous posts: I know a lad who fell of a moving car (the usual having a laugh business), hit his head and was killed. When we go to 'merica in Sept, I have told mrs Hips that I want a blow job whilst driving. As far as I'm concerned, that is a must do whilst driving in the U.S. Wor lass doesn't sound too convinced, but I will get my way. I'll report back after the hols! We (mrs hips and I) always leave the car in gear when we switch the engine off. This followed a mishap mrs hips had in a service station car park somewhere down the A1. She had put the handbrake on, but, apparantly, Golfs have a tendency for the handbrake to become ineffective once the disc/break pads cool down (that's what she was told by the AA guy at the time) and the car rolled into another parked vehicle. Ooops. Talking of mrs hips, maybe one day I'll tell you about the fuckin' millions upon millions of stupid things she has done over the years!! I still love her, though!

Being a man, it's quite obvious that this is a serious condition. I would seriously suggest taking the rest of the week off and getting as much rest as possible (no matter how much running around after you mrs SLP has to do). To be perfectly safe, I recommend lolling on the sofa for most of the day watching football/sport/old movies on the box.

It doesn't just appear to be maths imo. The standard of handwriting and grammar that I see from young people coming into my profession is very bad at times.

Lord preserve us!

Hmmm, Hob Nobs Yum yum.

Oh look, flying pigs! What a load of shite.

Citeh (best supported club in the history of football. FACT!) and Sven parted company by mutual consent; he wasn't sacked. Just thought I would put the record straight

Out of order. A bunch of fine upstanding men representing their country should be respected as a matter of course. I meant who cares about the friendly in general. 3-0 by the way, stroll in the park. They're making England look quite good. Don't know why Downing and Ashton were rated by the BBC pundits, I thought they looked very very ordinary Ashton was shit last night. If that was him staking a place....... :lol:

Have to admit that I thought the thread was going to be about Zog. As for Taylor, surely he and his representatives realise that the money they want is no longer being paid by NUFC under the new owner? Dunne? I haven't seen enough of him tbh but whenever I have I've never thought of him as owt special. Looks like he's going to Spurs or Pompey though so he wont get a chance to prove me wrong, by the looks of it.

That tells you just how much he won't be missed... Crikey, I didn't realise it was so little. That's almost Marcelino level. I wonder how many of those 46 games were under KK ?

There is an apostrophe after the S. The apostrophe negates the need for the second S. Therefore, if there is an apostrophe after an S the correct pronunciation is s's i.e. St James's Park. St James Street does not have an apostrophe so it is just pronounced James. Same goes for St James Terrace etc.

Aye aye, taff Please tell me something. How does Charlotte wipe her arse ??