snakehips

Haven't got a lot of time so I'll be brief (maybe JJ could expand a bit later ) Anyway, just reading a few of the threads and people seem to be a little hard on Harper imo. How many of us have actually seen him have a run in the team over the past few years?? Yes, Given is a world class shot stopper but, IMO, does NOT command the box like a real top class keeper should. Now where Harper is lacking in shot stopping, maybe, just maybe, he might just command his box a lot better than Shay?? Just a thought, but maybe it's a case of swings and roundabouts with the two keepers? I sincerely hope we are pleasantly surprised by Harper's abilities after he has had a run in the team for a few games. GO HARPS !!!!!

Wha'cheer JJ? I'll leave a little space for your first article. (lot's of space here before, but deleted due to bandwidth savings - ADMIN ) There, enough?

28 day ban. Toontasticle tradition.

So this is why I am such a fantastic lover! And why I have a big gut. One of the above statements is false, btw ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Viagra works, but chocolate works better Tuesday September 12, 06:07 PM LAGOS (AFP) - Viagra may heat up one's sex drive, but chocolate can make it sizzle. So said Dr. Dora Akunyili, the director of Nigeria's Federal Agency for Food and Medicine, in advising Nigerians on Monday to forego the little, libido-boosting blue pills in favor of a measured dose of cocoa. To back up her claims -- made during a meeting with the vice-governor of one of Nigeria's states -- the good doctor cited a recently published study extolling the libidinal qualities of cocoa beans. The report, produced by Nigeria's national committee for the development of cocoa, may be a bit skimpy on double-blind scientific tests, but it does refer to the marketing campaign of a British trade association making similar claims. Baptized "Feeding Your Imagination", the campaign will soon launch a product line of six energy chocolate bars containing essential oils said to enhance one's mood, and especially one's sexual appetite. Costing about six US dollars (5 euros) per 100 grams, the bars are fetchingly named Sexy, Beautiful, Dreamy, Fantastic, Sensual and Lovely, according to the website foodnavigator.com. Britons already lead the European Union in chocolate consumption, eating nearly 10 kilos on average per year, and Britian is thus considered a promising market for sex candy. For Akunyili, chocolate is the obvious lover's choice. Viagra, she said, can have unwelcome side effects, but chocolate is all good: it is the best anti-oxidant known and -- beyond its sexual virtues -- can help prevent heart attacks, hypertension and diabetes. The vice governor, who also happens to head a committee for the promotion of chocolate, is even more enthusiastic about cocoa's curative powers, claiming it can "cure breast cancer, get rid of chronic coughs, and enhance brain power". Akunyili did caution, however, that any new products containing chocolate will be thoroughly tested before going to market.

Don't tell me! There was a note in a Sport one day offering a 'meet' and you left a pic of yer cock? Right? No, I just fancied a pull. You got me there! PMSL

Bet you've still got the Spiderman wallpaper. Oooo, chase me! It was Superman wallpaper was it not? Anyhow, your metaphor was wrong unless you are referring to the Munroe transfer. That's even worse!!

Don't tell me! There was a note in a Sport one day offering a 'meet' and you left a pic of yer cock? Right?

Bet you've still got the Spiderman wallpaper. Oooo, chase me!

But you are fruit, right? You like a bit of fudge up your choccy-locker, aye?

None of these Geordie types. The beach. The ice rink. The leisure pool. The lighthouse car park for some Dogging. Some fairly reasonable pubs and restuarants.

I've seen it advertised on telly but never watched it. Anyhows, miss hips told me to buy the movie. Funny as fuck, man The scene where the little fella and dog go to the pub was just brilliant

HBTY, HBTY, HBDA, HBTY Old currant!

Firstly, hey! a new posting page set-up I like sitting in the trolley at Sainsburys when Mrs hips is pushing. 'Out the way!' 'Coming through!' 'COMING THROUGH!!!!'

That's surely enough time that Martins has played for LM to tell us if he will make it or not

Don't know much about History. *drum bit* Don't know much Biology. Don't know much about a science book. *drum bit* Don't know much about the French I took. But I do know that I love you. And I know that if you love me too, What a wonderful world this would be Love that song. St Paul? Knaaa, never hord of it tbh, though I'm sure it's nice

Of course. He was indestructible. More importantly, was Virgil Tracey gay? 195932[/snapback] Whaa??? Are you serious?? Wash your mouth out, you sinner, or ye shall receive the wrath of Magmano (that's the N-O Magma )

For example: Captain Scarlet. Could he have 'taken' Troy Tempest in a straight fight? Just how long can Dandelion and Burdock remain the 'daddy' of soft drinks? Mena Suvari: Babe, or just dog with a face like a melted wellie? Do women undergo secret training, when young, to make them awkward to figure out? Hmmmmmmmmmm

It was funny when his mate came on saying all was ok, but posting in capitals. Then someone sarcastically asked him to speak up. Magma's mate then posts the same message as he had earlier in even larger,, emboldened, letters well I thought it was funny.

I am almost certain that nobody on here will have better eyesight than me - both in vision and those colour pages where you have to spot the image/number. FACT! Still have a fat gut though, so I'm not perfect

cue Snakehips pointing out that he has a solution 195901[/snapback] Moi??? I'm sure there's a joke about solution, but I wont go there

Our survey said: *insert Family Fortunes-type incorrect answer noise* By telling Milner he could go to Villa he has effectively been told he is surplus to requirements at Newcastle. i.e unwanted. All of a sudden he is back in the fold and expected to be the same person?? Come January, young Milner will have just a little suspicion that he will be on the move again????????? imo = messed around.

Latest! Latest! Footballer doesn't diss team-mate shock! Lord, I'm getting old Every day of every year we get stories from one player telling us his team-mate is 'the bizz' in training *yawns* I seem to recall a famous one by some kid called Dyer telling us about how good Jeeeenas was in training etc etc etc! I hope upon hope that Martins becomes the best striker in England. C'mon son, make us proud.

It will help his career though, as my source tells me that young Milner intends to take up a coach driving job when he retires. What better way to learn the roads of Britain! I said yesterday that I am struggling to cope with some of the things Rodders says, and this doesn't help one bit

Sorry if previously posted, but spotted this: THE HAGUE (AFP) - Environmental group Greenpeace called on the European Union to ban the use of chemical plastic softeners in sex toys because they contained dangerous substances known as phthalates. "Adult sex toys contain the same toxic substances that the European Union banned from use in children's toys," Greenpeace said in a press release from its international headquarters here. The environmental group said it was shocked to find that seven of the eight sex toys it had tested contained between 24 and 51 percent of phthalates. "It is unbelievable that such toxic substances can be used in adult toys. We have tested many products in the last few years but never have we encountered such high concentrations," Greenpeace spokesman Bart van Opzeeland said. Greenpeace research has shown that phthalates can disrupt the human hormonal system, diminishes fertility and adversely affects the kidneys and liver. The substance is used to soften plastics and PVC plastic. Greenpeace stressed that a ban on phthalates would not mean the disappearance of people's favourite sex toys as there are plenty of non-toxic alternatives. Be careful

I have to say I am really struggling to take Roeder seriously at the moment. I brought last season's DVD with me and at one point he is explaining a match situation and he goes on about 'that was another time I made the paint come off the walls' or some such words I thought: 'Why the fuck are you telling me this? Are you trying to tell me you can be an angry lad? I don't want to know that shit, Glenn.' I sincerely hope he goes on a winning streak and proves my cynicism totally unfounded. Come on, Glenn, ram it down my throat (as the actress said to the Bishop)