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Something like..."Divvent struggle hinny, it'll aal be ower in second." ringing in your ears as the rohypnol wears off ???

I always had a thing for Sian Williams. Hubba hubba. I was a bit disappointed in her shagging that BBC exec (or whatever he was) and having his child, but she said she couldn't wait forever for me; a total lack of willpower iyam! Nowadays it's Louise Minchin. Lord, I'd give her the message. Yes sir, make no mistake!

Been stopped since Oct 15th 1990. Started when I was 12. Smoked mostly rollies. Couldn't think of anything worse than having another tab. Yuk. Cravings? Not since about Oct 16th, 1990.

Blakey, from On The Buses (someone be a darling and put his pic up, because I don't, er, have time right now) "I'll get you, Butler" If a movie is on TV, does that count? General dude (don't know his name) from Apocolypse Now: "Charlie don't surf!"

Awww shucks, thanks. I've missed you too, Cath . Surely junior is old enough now to leave with someone so we can hole up in a hotel one night for a night of passion?? Just say the magic word

As Elvis would have said, MerrChrismus Evr'one. Hope you all get some lovely pressies and have a super day. Happy Birthday, Jesus

Wikileaks. Tenna For Men. It's all pretty despicable to me. Private messages should remain private imo. Fair enough if there is something 'out there' worth knowing, but this shit about Prince Andrew being a bore - oooh, the hurt! Brit diplomats/politicians being obsessed with the 'special relationship' - ooooh, stop it please. Imagine if all private messages etc were made public; what a shit place this world would be. There's nothing like bitching about each other behind backs - we all do it! Time for a dance

Frank Bough. Oooh, he's a snorter!

There's only one of me, Thomas, me old chum

Well, I jumped in a taxi in 'the Felling'. The driver was, how shall I put it, not a lercal. Anyhoo, I said 'Tek uz to Portishead' (me sista lives there) and he thought I said PORT SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

Got a Christmas Cracker of a hard on Any chicks out there wanna pull? Seriously, though, I'm feelin' canny good. Christmas is lush. Present galore. Yes, singular. Humbug. By request. Just call me Ebaneezer Snakehips ps how the fuck do you spell Eboneezer?

Who left t'door ajar when I was missin' from me concierge post ????

Hmmmm, it's pretty obvious you're suffering from depleted protein levels. The good news is that I can sort that. *Zzzzzzzzzzip* Now get your laughing gear around that. And no dribbling; I divvent want any on me fuckin' shoes, mind!

Developing? Do you know anything about cricket? He's a had cult-like following for years in India, especially in Mumbai (his home city). It's not uncommon for droves of Indian 'cricket' fans to leave early in the morning of a test match if he gets out early. No, I know nowt about cricket. Despite watching it all my life and working in India for the past 6 years. Yes, I know Mumbai is his home town but the IPL crowds this year has been increasingly fervent whenever Tendulkar has been playing. Please carry on with my education.

Thoughts, Toby ? That the 'linked with an England call up' are completely made up by the paper(s) you have read it in. My advice is to change the paper(s) you, or your dad, buy.

It's fuckin' hilarious to realise that even being in a shitty league below our friends from down the road, we're STILL streets ahead of them in the consciousness of the nation. No doubt the hicks will put it down to us 'winning' etc, but the reality is that they are just a nothing club of no note whatsoever. I wonder if WKL ever has the nerve to show the SaFc tattoo she has on her arm/back/tit/bumcheek.

Anyone following it? I've watched a few games this time and there seems to be a Sachin Tendulkar hero worship developing - wherever he is playing in the country. Today's game is just something else - the crowd are absolutely deafening.

I'll have another look at this article tomorrow, but on first reading it looks like one of the worst she has written. It comes across as an attempt at causing trouble at NUFC, especially with the comments of Hughton being 'weak' and the dressing room clique. Despite the rights and wrongs of the article, it is yet another exceedingly poor journalistic effort.

Could be a good game for us, whatever the result. If Reading win, it's points off WBA; if WBA win, it could knock the current confidence in Reading making it a little easier for us when we play them [unless they keep winning, there will come a point when they realise they have nowt to play for] You might think Reading have nothing to play for, given that they were in the relegation zone just a few weeks ago, but if they win their two games in hand they'll only be two points off the play-offs May I suggest you re-read my post

I guess I'll be seeing most of you there tonight? Thought not

Am I too late to predict a top two finish ????

is that st maarten? Just shown wor lass that vid. It's on the 'must do' list now

Good luck, Besty.

Anyone watch it? Fuckin' great. Reliving my youth

Reckon Forest will come at us all guns blazing. Should be a great game imo 4 - 3.