Idioteque

Quality album this

Tactical masterpiece from Dalglish

Put a fiver acca on, Sparta Rotterdam..... 3 minutes in got a player sent off................7 minutes in 0-1 end of acca

Ridiculous, I hate Football

Why are you agreeing with him Kevin, thought Barton played well myself

Is it safe?

Probably a gypo going back to his metal house

YES KEVIN I'm just in the kebab shop with Mark Pembridge, the umpa lumpa cunt

LOVE IT

I fucking hate Arsenal, sore losers

Your game sounded mental. I thought Charlie Nicholas was gonna die live on telly. a tale of shit defending and good finishing on our part I really like blackpool

Great comeback lads, got a huge cheer at Goodison when the scores came up near the end

King Louis Saha Excellent day for football, looking forward to MOTD

Bored to Death

Decided I'm going to get an Indian and try and sweat this flu out

You're under contract now, no turning back

I couldn't live without bread, have it with everything

Haven't been to Hartlepool in a while (maybe the last friendly we played there when Barton made his debut? First time I'd seen Carroll in the flesh that day too), but it always seemed to be about 20 years behind everywhere else. I have family there, once when I was about 14/15 I was just walking down the road and some skinny little runt rode up to me on his bike punched me in the back of the head and rode off before I could have my say; was with my cousin at the time and he had never seen him before They have since moved to a nicer area of Hartlepool (if there is one)

I wish I would have waited, stuck with a shitty blackberry for 2 years now

Bored, haven't been out the house since Wednesday, drinking lemsip and taking Ibrufoen and repeat