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What's the craic with line challenges btw ? Can a player only challenge decisions a certain number of times in a match ?

Ha aye , that Deano fella who got his bush in a twist .

Least we forget Peter Storm cagoules .

Fitzpatrick's Sasparilla cordial . #TemperanceMovement

For 'shed' read 'ark'

I've surprised myself by getting quite into it today . It helps massively when they aren't making any daft "HUUAH" or "NYAAA" noises mind . I see Ivanisevic and his wife are in the crowd - I didn't realise he was married to Pete Burns .

Nothing here in Whitley . . yet . Mind it doesn't want to either after last weeks carry-on !

Good stuff I tip my hat to the venture

Good craic that HF . How are you going about it - by areas assumedly ?

Probably the two most annoying persuits known to mankind - ironing, fucking about with CV's .

Leazes types his posts out wearing his white Masonic gloves. They transform his digits into FACT FINGERS.

"Leeds is pledging to eliminate all Neets (people not working, studying or training) from the city in return for the power to run transport policy in the region." That's quite an ask . Sounds great, of course it does, but in reality what does it mean ? I'd love to know how they're hoping to achieve this . Does the promise of running a transport system spirit thousands of job vacancies out of thin air ? Dead-end 'Training schemes' to get figures down ?

A - Hi my name's Andy MT - Surly your name's actually 'Andrew' A - *surely

. . and the boss rewarded him with some office furniture ! what a stuffed-crust of a cunt .

Around '89 me and a mate used to work the summer holidays in Hastings for his roofing contrsctor dad who'd moved down there . Was the best of times, but looking back some of the stuff he had us doing it's now apparent he had no love for his son - never mind me ! One of the maddes - and my scariest near death scenario - came when we were working on a 5 storey grand terraced seafront property. One of the last jobs on it (having previously dismantled the old fire escape with angle grinders ) was to repoint the chimney breast . No scaffold or safety boards and we're up on the roof. Given I was the tallest I was delegated as the man to reach all of this 12' tall chimney breast with cement mix one hand and 'applicator' in other. But in my tar-splattered Diadora Borg Elite I'm not 12 foot tall by this age. A team meeting to determine the working method was quickly conducted and a wooden pair of stepladders were made available to staff. The ladder was put up straddling the ridge with the bottom rung resting on the ridge tile. Steptoe & Son either side of ladder on the slope of the slate roof as support. Up I go with the runny cement and a broom head applicator device to flick this shit into the voids of the joints. Five storeys down to my right - the promenade and sea, to my left a central courtyard. Being right on the front there was a canny breeze too. I was literally on the third top rung of this wooden ladder with me face pressed against the stack (for balance) holding the bucket in one hand and the bastard brush ficking this stuff, stretching out as far as I could. It's going all over and getting in my eyes and allsorts and they're giving it all the 'you've missed a bit' carry-on. . I've fuckin missed a bit ya's ! I'm actually a bit tricky with heights because of that day. And we all lived happily ever after.

Raised it a bit back. It's like Why Don't You. Get Gullit and his fuckin "good mornings" and "here's me with Sam Torrence" off there too ffs. Nobody gives a fuck that some youth team kid is "going to the gym" . Shit in ma mooth.

I have known this to be true with some doing rather well career-wise too . That's what sits very uncomfortably with me . As much as I'm sure many get into it for the 'brother' there's obviously some that get in for 'self' I know of one pretty high ranking specific example in Northumbria that tallies with the above yet has a very dubious private life.

Lovely job. That's a big fat four FUCK YOU'S Berlusconi ! See what demented sour-grape flavoured headlines he puts out in his papers tomorrow #BlameMerkel

Tell us you've photoshopped that registration on man

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Great man . "Mighty for England. Geezer for Scotland" MQ spent a lot of his non-football time in Hanrahans on Quay apparently (mate worked behind bar back then)

Was Phil Stamp not from Oxford like ?

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