StoneColdStephenIreland

And where are you going with this little bit of text? Please don't say it's because everyone was going round with smiles on their faces all positive, cos if thats the link you're trying to make, you're clutching at straws trying to prove this theory

You sitting watching the game from your computer screen, all positive and cheery is not going to make a difference to how the team play. Simple as that really.

I mock it, because it's a thick as fuck theory. And regarding the tool comment, it's you're a tool. The irony of it all.

Now thats braindead positivity. According to your theory, now that Deadman's said that, we're gonna win

Hughton's time is now!

I know, i find meself gannin mental at him for constantly costing us goals and chances against us from backing off wingers. Beye was something else mind when he did play for us, he was quick, could read the game and had the knack of bringing out bicycle kicks for shits and giggles, i loved the guy when he did play for us, he was like what Enrique is now for us a couple seasons ago. I know Taylor is an average player, i'm probably being generous to him calling him that, but i think it's a toss-up really between Ferguson and Taylor, I wouldn't mind either of them playing but i think Taylor might be a better option just to nullify Villa's attacking threat out wide

Is it just me but has Enrique been a victim of his good form throughout the season, it seems as though when he has played these last few games peoples been on his back for lack of effort and wanting-away from the club, but it just seems to me that he hasn't been able to carry on his awesome form for 38 games of the season?

That cannit be right, the sleeves look wider than the bottom of the shirt

I think he might start Taylor just to help defensively out wide, because we know Villa have dangerous wide men and I think Pardew might be wary of that. Although i would like to see Ferguson carry on in the team, he's done nowt wrong IMO but he could just be out od his depth against Downing and Young etc I'm not looking forward to when one of their wingers gets a run on Simpson, i hate it when he comes up against pace, he just backs off and backs off until it's too late

I think if R Taylor is back, he'll probably get a start on he right, with Barton shifting into the middle

Has to be Perch, he was out of his depth in the friendlies he played in never mind Premiership football. He probably has some decent banter bless him, just a shame hes shyte

Hopefully the new shirt will be made of better material. Is it just me or does it chafe the nipples something rotten!

We need to start and get players out on loan, it seems as though Newcastle are one of the few teams apart from the last few months to be scared to let their players out on loan, which annoys me, why have them sitting in the reserves instead of getting games at a decent level in the Championship/League 1 Ben Arfa's an attacking midfielder/Winger not a striker, and we should let Ranger out on loan, let Lovenkrands go and get 2 strikers in and keep Best and Shola as 3rd and 4th strikers

Used to play Wembley doubles on the park field with Mark Cullen who palys for Hull and scored in the Prem last season, now he's on loan at Bradford

i done that a couple of times last season saved me a tenner each time I wouldnt be able to afford to gan to games if i paid adult prices, plus ive never got enough money in the bank at the start of the season anyway to even think of getting a season ticket, but getting Juveniles has saved me a good few hundred quid and means i aint missed a game for the past few season

when you order tickets, order Juvenile tickets from the net, it's saved me a good couple hundred quid these past years, no one checks when you scan your ticket

That's one of the most depressing paragraphs i've read on here , sign of the time though. Crouch and Zamora are both awful, don't rate either, especially crouch, as big as he is unlike carroll he's crap with his head and he just looks "awkward" when he challenges in the air which leads to so many freekicks it's unreal, 90% of the time it's not a foul but because the challenge looks odd they get given. As much as bellamy is a cunt he's some player for a couple of million and sensible wages we could do a lot worse. Someone like Oscar Cardozo would be great for sensnible money and all to play alongside someone with pace and finishing ability. Totally forgot about Cardozo, he's a good shout like, has a canny goalscoring record and is a big target man too, should be under £10 mill but do i see us forking out that money on one player, i doubt it

I never EVER said that i was 50% responsible. What a fuckin load of shit. What i said was that if more people were positive then more positive things will happen. Basic science really. The law of attraction. Read the book. Open your little narrow mind. The atmosphere is shit and why? Because everyone is feeling sorry for themselves because of FMA. Get a fucking grip. We will come out the other end a better club for all the shit that has happened. As for you and others saying "i am negative, iv no reason to be positive...err but i support the lads when im there" Why is the atmosphere so shit then if everyone leaves the negativity at home? No. Reason to be positive is we are in the PL, we have played some good football at times this season, we have the foundations of a good side and although frustrating, what FMA is trying to do is put us on a solid financial footing. Its not a bad thing. As for coloccini playing in the DCM role being a load of shit....again...get a fuckin grip. Im not the only one who has suggested this. He is composed on the ball, clever in the tackle, got a bit of skill and can pass. Who would you put in there instead? As for Nolan....fuckin read what i said about him you fuckin mongoloid. You go on as though you're the sole reason why we win games and that when your positive and Newcastle win you go on with the attitude of someone going "I told you so" Yet when we lose, you blame it on the negativity on here, but when those 'negative' fans go to the games they are 100% behind the team from the first to the last minute, and you go on like you're a better fan than the rest of us because you're optimistic and we're pessimistic The atmosphere of a game comes down to a number of things, as stated before, like, form, like the time of kick-off as night time games always have better atmospheres than day-time games, it also depends on whether the away fans are up for a bit of banter too and the way the team is performing on the pitch, its not because solely becaue of Mike Ashley but it is a small factor in matchday atmospheres. We might come out of all this a better club, but we might not,you dont know this, i dont kow this, but can you blame people for being pessimistic due to the amount of crap Ashleys put us through, can you really expect us to have smiles on our faces Saying "Don't worry, everything will be alright, because i'm thinking positive, happy thoughts"? He might be trying to put us on a good financial footing but he's went about it in the total wrong way. And yes putting Coloccini in there would be a bad idea, he's by far our best CB, he's thrived in that position all season, why change that, yes he can pass a ball, yes he's composed and has great trickery, and he probably would do well there, but to disrupt our back line is a bad idea, and IMO Guthrie had a good yet unremarkable game on Saturday, he done nothing wrong to say he should be dropped for the next game. Yeah youre saying to drop him to the bench to make way for Taarabt, an unproven player at Premier League level, and to say to take the armband of him and to use him less is a total disrespect to what he's done for this club the past couple seasons, and would totally undermine the things he has brought to the club

Just read over these past few pages and it's confirmed that Tiote's Nutz knows fuck all. Going on as though you're the fucking Messiah babbling on as though your positivity was 50% behind the team winning today, take your head out your arse for a second and think before you post, saying that the people on here who are negative and go to the games are the reason behind the shyte atmospheres and the team performing poorly in home games, I'm negative and if youve watched the recent games and if you knew what Newcastle were like you'd know that there are very few things to stay constantly positive about, like the results weve had against teams like Wolves at home, but when i get to St James' park, I'm behind the team constantly from the first whistle to the last, constantly looking to get the best out of the team, you go on about the atmosphere as though banter with away fans has nothing to do with it, performance of the team has nothing to do with it, and whether it's a day/night game. And to say to play Coloccini in CM, thats just plain stupidity, we'd be fucked taking him out the backline, he's saved us a good few points playing there and to knack the back line up and put him in a position he knows noting about just stupid again, he might play well, but its too much of a risk to even take hom out of a position in which he's been one of our best players this season To even think about dropping Nolan is madness, our top scorer and trying to justify your opinion by saying its cos he doesnt run around as much as you want him too, Howay man! Nolan's central to our dressing room and making him a scapegoat would wreck the harmony in the dressing room and to replace him with a player who's had a good season in the Championship but unproven at this level is just madness

Aye Vuckic was injured for a few month or so, but we need 2 new strikers in to freshen it up upfront, we can't go through another season risking scoring goals on Shola and Best, no way will they carry it on for a whole season, and Vuckic will need a few games out on loan before we throw hin into the first team

Pardew on Ben Arfa+

a wage cap would break EU employment laws. can't see that happening. Isn't there a wage cap in rugby?

How come you don't acknowledge the fact Leazes, that we were on a downward spiral when we were coming to the end of Shepherds reign at the club, and yes we were you cant deny that fact, but you seem to ignore each and every post about it, because you can't defend it, and no i'm not defending Ashley or bigging the fat bastard up, becasue he sped up the process of us going spiralling downwards, but ignoring the failings of the Shepherd reign is pure ignorance and only seeking out the good in his reign is ignorance too, and yes there were good times, yet there was bad times which you seem to paper over with the same constant babble

I think he'll drop Campbell for the game (well i hope so) and Guthrie will come in for Tiote and the rest of the team speaks for itself really with Barton on the right and Gutierrez on the left and Lovenkrands and Ameobi up top, that is if Enrique and Gutierrez pass fitness tests

Can't remember what game it was for, might have been WBA at home last year, but didnt they have an ice cream called colo-creamy and it was some sort of purpley colour, so im guessing this is the stuff right here?