CleeToonFan

I'm pissed off with fifa. Online on that league thing, need to win to stay up, 1-1, 80th minute, i'm on the attack 1 on 1, connection goes weird, says its disconnected, I stay connected to fifa so think "Nice one, a win and i've stayed up"... goes straight to the menu where it says I recieved a loss!

Not a good idea in a small town. I'd love it if he lived in London then , hordes of posters saying "Well, it's not morally okay but it would be easier to get away with it, just kill her". The whole of Toontastic giving an alibi in Court Seriously though Marshy, you'd be better off getting outta that town, I think it'd be a decision that could definitely be the best decision you've ever made. It may take a year or two to get proper "settled" again but a year or two compared with a lifetime of unhappiness with your job?

Kill this bitch of a boss

How long a Toon Fan : As long as I remember, presumably whole life sorta situation. Why the Toon : My stepdad at the time from Newcastle got my brother into them and made sure he was mad on them, I was only like 2/3 at the time when my brother went to his first game, but it's come down onto me and I have the Brown Ale shirt on in my earliest nursery picture. Also "Follow" Grimsby due to growing up going to Blundell, but I wouldn't class that as a support compared to Newcastle. Location : From Grimsby, live in London. Toon Games been to : 5/6ish, first was against Tottenham when I was 10ish, been to two away games (Blackburn last season and Grimsby in the League Cup when Shearer scored the only goal and got elbowed by the big wanker Justin Whittle). Gonna go to every away game in London now I live here (even if that means home end) and come up around once a season now. Where we have been / are going : Not Europe, but that's okay. As long as it's around the top 10 with a great home record i'm happy. I can see a minor cup win like the League Cup soon, but not for a few years yet. It's easy to expect great things, but I'd rather consolidate our position for a few years before putting a major attack on the Europa League places, meaning we have more chances to win it when it does happen.

NBA lockout might finally be ended today, greedy bastards I have no sympathy with either sides! Apparently they might get the entire 82-game season if the talks end this week though!

I fucking hated doing mine, so annoying and UCAS is so fucking stringent. Where you looking to go and what you doing mate?

Oh yes, because he was clearly a threat to the Premier League. A man clearly doing something for nothing other than love of the game and the wankers give him that. Disgrace

Can't see this being an easy victory by any stretch of the imagination!

Was stuck behind some bint at a cashpoint for 5 minutes the other week, nearly grabbed her fucking card and did it myself. By the time she finished I'd managed to find out where the "interesting" group of 40 year old women behind me were going out that night. Group of fucking 40 year old single women on a night out and acting like the whole of London would be there trying to lick them out. What an awful sandwich of people to be between.

The way everyone has to do a walk when they told on their mobiles too. I can't speak because i'm the same, but as soon as the phone goes off, its some goose step down the room

I know my knowledge of rugby could be written on a raisin, but why do people think advancing on the Haka is disrespectful? Surely the Haka is used as intimidatory as well as for tradition, so I think that surely France advancing on it is just their way of syking up their fans and the crowd. It's not like everybody gets a version of the Haka, so why is it seen as disrespectful that the French wanted it to be seen that they weren't intimidated?

They any good? I have some average headphones but wouldn't mind investing in some good ones if they're worth the money

One of my mates was done for "assault" last night. Some lad was hitting some lass, so my mates group tries to stop him, calm him down etc. the lad turns on his group, grabbing one by the neck and throwing punches at the mate, who punches him back, takes him out just in time for the police to see and do him (but not the original lad) for assault. Our justice system is amazing! This is a lad who has never been anywhere near a fight before too btw, it's a disgrace

I can imagine you to be the sort to listen to those drab after match interviews by the media trained players and think "Wow, he DID give 110%, what a guy"

To be honest, my main objective at the start of this season is to avoid relegation and try do better than last year, so 19 points is an absolute barrel of laughs and now the target is obviously going to be met who knows how well we can do

Also, lovely from Marveaux, safe to say Obertan wouldn't have had such a level head and found Cabaye.

CABAYE YOU SEXY BASTARD!

At least Ben Arfa's starting to run at them more, what I like to see, danger

Anytime Ben Arfa gives it to Obertan on the wing he runs straight behind him in a "Here give it to me i'll cross it" way

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CROSS

Makes you think, if Brazil, with one of the top 10 (I think) economies in the world and a massive labour force has problems, how the fuck are Qatar gonna do it with so few people and all these ventilation shit they have to add

Estadio Do Corinthians, fer the World Cup methinks. Nice to see more different stadiums for this world cup, loads in SA where so samey

I love how on Newcastles disliked people it's all people that have played bad or been wankers to the club etc... on Sunderlands its all Newcastle legends/players. 75 (out of 100) level of dislike for Steven Taylor for example. I started my game 2bias as ADO Den Haag, haven't actually done anything but boot it up though

Not been able to sleep so i've been playing about on the FM12 demo before I start a game tomorrow (not changing anything just seeing whats new). They have "supporter profiles" now. Newcastles are-Loyalty-15, Passion-14,Patience-10,Affluence-8, Temperament-7..... Man Utd and Man City both have Loyalty 20, Stoke have Passion 17, Leeds have Loyalty 18 and Passion 17. So Leeds fans are more loyal than Newcastles? Fuck off PS Nolan, Barton, Hughton, Dave Whelan and Shearer all in Ashleys disliked personnel

I've scored the same amount of Premier League goals as Ranger