noaliasmike

Some of those twitter comments are truly staggering. Cull them.

Trying to weigh up just how well this one will go down. I've gone wit this one! Cheers lads.

Trying to weigh up just how well this one will go down.

Would anyone care to help me win a couple of bottles of wine by sticking a caption on this? It's from our Christmas party. To say I'm shit at this sort of thing would be an understatement, but I really want that wine!

Christmas is a time to bring out the Back to the Future Trilogy, Home Alone 1 & 2, and E.T

What's the problem? Surely most people shave it nowadays anyway? One less job to do and all that. Personally I use a beard trimmer without the guard on. Leaves a nice 5 o'clock shadow - Makes my cock look like it's been up all night solving a murder.

He was fantastic in that. In fact, I thought the entire series was fantastic. Was really gutted when it got the axe.

Some of those are amazing

Tough one really. Just give her the occasional angry look, that'll show her who's boss.

Being put off by an oversized ham wallet is definitely fair game.

I did wonder Still, only 8 episodes in the series, I think I'll give it a go.

Has anyone seen Kelsey Grammer's latest series called Boss? I read someone, somewhere, describe it as West Wing but with more sex and mob ties. Think I'm going to give the pilot ago.

This has bemused me to the point where I've actually had to come back for a second look.

I love him. His kerazy antics and his footballing ability. If we were ever to sign a player like him I would literally piss everywhere with excitement - Luckily for my work colleagues that will never happen. Looks like Totti was about as fond of him as D'man though.

Was feeling a bit left out

Grosjean confirmed for Lotus Renault next season then. I doubt Petrov with his massive sponsorship and Senna with his name will struggle to gets seats elsewhere mind.

I'm sold. Going to get this booked tonight while that discount is there. Good work lads.

Those looks wicked - Where did you get them? I went trainer shopping the other day and came back empty handed.

I'm off to Berlin in February for 2 nights and 3 days. Would you be able to recommend me a cheap hotel around the city centre? Doesn't have to be anything fancy at all as we'll only be using it for sleep and will be out and about for the majority of the trip. Cheap but cheerful as they say. To be honest mate I almost always stay with friends there, so I don't really know much about hotels. I was there on a stag weekend a few months ago though, where we stayed at this massive hostel out east - http://www.generator....com/en/berlin/ - which was absolutely fine for the money and the purpose (and has a decent bar), but it might be a bit too basic and not central enough for what you're after. People seemed happy enough with it though. Looking at chain stuff, I see there's three Ibis hotels in what I'd call the city centre - "Mitte", "City Ost" and "Potsdamer Platz" at http://www.ibishotel.com - they're usually a decent bet if you can get an alright price. Looks like I can get 20% off if I book this far in advance for 2 nights in the Ibis (which is what I'm after) so I think we have a winner. Nice one, thanks for that mate.

Supposed to be having mine tomorrow but don't think I'll be attending. I'm currently suffering from a mother fucker of a cold - One where I can't breath for shit through my nose and I wake up in the night gasping for air feeling claustrophobic and with a mouth resembling Gandhi's flip flop. Nobody has ever felt this ill. Ever. I'm off to Berlin in February for 2 nights and 3 days. Would you be able to recommend me a cheap hotel around the city centre? Doesn't have to be anything fancy at all as we'll only be using it for sleep and will be out and about for the majority of the trip. Cheap but cheerful as they say.

Good, he's been fucking woeful of late. Seen him make more mistakes this season than all other seasons combined. If the other chuckle brother is playing too then there's no reason why we shouldn't rip them apart.

Definitely the most irritating shit in the premier league that I can recall for a while. His odious little squirrel face makes me angry just looking at it.

My skin didn't so much crawl when he said that - It actually ran off me and hid under the table until the moment had passed. I honestly didn't think it was possible for me to dislike that little dick head any more than I already did, but alas, how wrong I was.