Meenzer

I Wish I Were a Meenzer Weiner. (Had to try three times to get that, mind. First one out was "Full of Eastern Meenzer" )

Got my tickets through today. Anyone else indulging other than me, my mate and (of course) our resident master comedian, Shinton?

Brock Тоше Проески Jesus Christ! I mean, is it Jesus Christ? I see no tears in his eyes...

Brock Тоше Проески

Тоше Проески - Божилак Cracking little album of Balkan folk standards, but he clearly models his current facial hair on our Brock

But again, if you know you're going to be out and about a lot and it's all going to be after 9.30am, the £4 single fare thing isn't going to worry you as you can just get a £5.10 off-peak travelcard anyway. Saves paying the £3 deposit on an Oyster card too.

I suppose it might be worth getting an Oyster card and loading it up with pre-pay, as you'll be capped at a bit less per day than what you'd pay on a paper ticket. That said, if you're only in town for a few days, it might just be easier to buy a day travelcard for whatever zones you need every day. Also, if you're taking the train out to Charlton for the game, you can't use Oyster on national rail services anyway so you'd need a zone 1-4 paper travelcard for that and getting back into town afterwards. Oh, and day travelcards are cheaper if you buy them after 9.30am, so that's a good excuse to take it easy at the breakfast buffet. Confused? You will be...

Did middle-class Victorian England take their inspiration from them? After Rob's time tbh

Despite it not having anything as brilliant and Power Out, I think it might be a stronger album than Funeral. It's gone in at number bloody 2 on the charts and all. (Bunch of Keegan-era bandwagon-jumpers etc. etc.)

I'd expect more than a quick twist of the head for a million pounds.

Down-to-earth drinking types with a wicked sense of humour = Disingenuous village idiot types who think their Oirishness gives them the right to basically be very, very dumb = should be pelted to death with potatoes

Translates as : Anyone who wants to kick my backdoors in, meet me in the central station toilets at 2:30pm before the next home game, bring your own lube And still get to the ground for kick-off? Where's the romance?

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Les Fatals Picards - L'amour à la française France had the chance of sending a tasty bit of hip-hop to Eurovision tonight, but they went for this instead. Oh well. It'll do.

I wouldn't tbh. I know it's good for our UEFA coefficient and the number of European places available to the Premiership and all that, but European success for the "big 4" = more money and greater player pulling power for the "big 4" = less chance of us ever getting back among the "big 4".

The soundtrack album to it isn't half bad either. Lol fair play mate whats on it then? Quite like All That Remains and Amorphis. Slayer - Eyes Of The Insane is good an arl. Metal stuff basically. Cetainly not Ashlee Simpson Fish. She's got married?

Fuck me, the Honda livery might be bizarre but the new Renault's pretty minging too

Clearly. If you've got two legs, you're in. Seriously Magma, don't worry about something as trifling as actual talent. I mean I'm going to have a bash in the summer, and Smooth Operator will confirm that I was so far down the team-picking order at school that most teams took the goalposts ahead of me.

We're having a mate's stag do there in October, in honour of the annual pilgrimage we made to the place in our early teens to bomb up and down the arcades and throw stink bombs off people's heads from the rides at the Pleasure Beach. Something tells me it's not quite going to be the same now that we're all in our late 20s...

[cats/] [t-keith] <="incomprehensible"GEEKERY> !omgwtf

And that's just the plan for the rest of the evening

Fitness is not a pre-requisite, believe me. 20-a-day-man-pot-bellied-Peter-Crouch-impersonator Peasepud may well have been top scorer last time. Aye, but then there's the football skills thing. Actually, same reply, I presume.

Four months, nearly five? I can get fit in that time. Aye right.

Not to worry, I'll turn up and put on a Herr Flick accent on your behalf. Anyone coming down for the Charlton game, by the way?