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Dunno why but I found that hilarious. Well at least you didn't do the Toontastic comedy special, which would have been: "Euphemism?"

He's in Serbia, I'm in Lewisham. He texted me earlier to say "You go the shop and buy some chocolate, I'll do the same. Then we'll go on MSN later and eat it while playing Minesweeper." Now that's what I call practical romance.

Fuck, i had hoped you died. No such luck though, obviously. twat. Shhh... if you ignore her, she might go away....

No soup for you. Only us Seinfeldophiles will get that. Proving my point that only geeks actually like it. "Oooo we've got an inside Seinfeld joke!" How very dare you!

What he said, yep.

Runs in the family.

It appears to be full price again now. I wonder if Amazon messed up. And, for that matter, I wonder if Amazon will fulfil orders placed at the lower price...

Now that's ambition.

Lordy, that's quite a spot. God bless one-click ordering or I might have actually thought twice about ordering it.

I just went to check the post and it's all other people's bills.

Bollocks man, Sima's had as much stick on here as anyone I can think of. *ahem* OK, he's had as much stick on here as any other vaguely legitimate Newcastle fan I can think of.

Why is a flemish team's website in dutch? Because, as the text you copied and pasted says, Dutch is an official language of Belgium?

Bollocks man, Sima's had as much stick on here as anyone I can think of.

"Male, sending pictures of own cock to big hairy bloke masquerading as 'Amanda'"

I'm also quite fond of: Roses are blue Violets are pink I think my monitor's On the blink

Ah romance.

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Aye, i've done far worse. Hell, I've probably done ones with bigger tits too

...all my base are belong to you. Happy V-Day all!

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fuck me its Master Chef a half price tray of stir fry veg? you live in Lahndahn for fecks sake yet every time I watch Eastenders Martins able to bunk off and leave the stall with that bloke who works the record stall (which surprisinlgy hasnt been hit by the internet music revelation yet) or Stacey from the clothes stall and funnily enough Staceys quite happy to leave her stall in the hands of a bloke who sells spuds for a living.... anyways I digress maybe you should be getting your arse down the market and buying some courgettes, mushrooms, spring onions, bit of savoy cabbage and some water chestnuts before tossing it all into a wok and sizzling for a while not making do with some prepackaged shite from Tesco's. Hang on, do the last 13 pages of this thread not demonstrate that I'm perfectly capable of making a meal from scratch when I feel like it? And yet I get patronised for paying 60p to cut a corner rather than going down to Lewisham Market to pay twice as much for the same ingredients and have to deal with Cockneys into the bargain. Forgive me for I have sinned.

Picked up a half-price tray of Chinese stir fry veg from Tesco today - apparently because of Chinese New Year - so I'll be getting some chicken and spicy sauce on the go later to accompany it.

It is the way they sing it with no pauses or metre. "Walk on walk on with hope in your heart and you'll never walk alone you'll neeeever walk alone". I realise educational standards aren't the highest in that part of the world, but you'd think they'd have heard of punctuation.

five current facts about you ***WITH SPOILERS***

Your more than welcome It's not far from your place of work its at The Old Fox Train fare from London would be a bit steep for me to be in attendance, but if you want to try it out beforehand on a sad bastard pub quizzer then... ...I'm sure Cath would be more than happy to help. And me, of course.