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vs. Who will prevail?

I'm going to show myself up as a hit single-obsessed loser kid again here, but they have a 100% strike rate in the "songs I know by a band that are among my absolute favourite songs ever" stakes. That's 1 out of 1. Birds Fly or Love is a Wonderful Colour? Has to be one of those two! Wonderful Colour, yep. As a child of the 80s and a professional drama queen, it hits every conceivable button.

I'm going to show myself up as a hit single-obsessed loser kid again here, but they have a 100% strike rate in the "songs I know by a band that are among my absolute favourite songs ever" stakes. That's 1 out of 1.

Aren't ITV meant to be struggling? X Factor aside, obviously...

Henry goal chalked off for a dubious handball (well, gloveball, the big lass). Arsenal to the losing. Class.

Christian Kjellvander

Seriously, mind, that took you two minutes. Do you have a sensor or something?

Does that include absences with doctor's notes? Harsh but harsh if so!

Martin!! C'mon, sometimes it's justified

Less a guilty pleasure and more a thoroughly cuntish one, then?

Please don't mention fahrenheit or 451 at this time. Thank you. :calmdown:

Aye, it's getting firkin tiresome.

Stop it with that smiley man, I'm dying for some Kettle Chips now.

Undoubtedly the best argument in favour of the metric system in this thread to date.

Lordy, this is worse than the squabbling over the last white wine spritzer at G-A-Y Bar.

A good nap is never a waste of time.

Anyone with 28.349523125 grams of common sense can see this thread is going nowhere.

Just completed yet another Brookmyre, so now I'm moving on to "Nul Points" by Tim Moore. I'm orgasmic with anticipation.

Perhaps the capitalisation is her way of stressing the fact that she didn't write "me are" this time?

Village People tache and all.

You got in the way and the comedy moment was lost. I thought of something funny to reply to it, and then you deleted it, but it was the usual one-dimensional ha-ha-homosexual fare, so no loss really. Or something.

You got in the way and the comedy moment was lost.

Ultra Bra - Tyttöjen välisestä ystävyydestä

Happy birthday mate. Do I get to come to your party?

Besides (assuming everyone else's UK passport is the same as the one I was issued by the consulate in Düsseldorf a few years back), it only has the words "European Union" in fairly small letters at the top, then "United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" in bigger letters underneath and a massive royal coat of arms taking up the rest of the front page. It's not as if we're being asked to roll up to passport control and hand over our biometric data imprinted into a Belgian waffle or something.