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Now I'm worried.

Mendacious lickspittle cunt in "being mendacious lickspittle cunt" shocker

Bring back zzub

I take it back, the Scouse Tories held out until 1998, la. Chalk one up for the good liberal-leaning folk of Gosforth 💪

Honestly, I was considering making an argument for some of their beaches (they're genuinely nice!) but I wouldn't want to impinge on the majesty of this post

Nor have we since 1996, but I think they got there sooner (late 80s perhaps?) so aye, fair play

Scweam and scweam and scweam until he's sick!

What a cunt.

BewAnon

Ah balls, VAR is going to nix this, isn't it

Gerrin!

If we reframe this relegation talk as "Project Fear", maybe CT will vote against it

More bad Fender news for the Mackems

Sunderland Empire's got a bigger stage than the Theatre Royal marra

And now their beloved Wear will be forever immortalised as [fade to black] On a river where they used to build the boats...

CT got very excited there for a moment.

It is widely accepted that Barry Glendenning is a sot who can't even pronounce the name of his favourite team properly & that he most certainly hadn't been hacked when he posted a photo of his wang that time.

Yikes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-60984231 Dot Cotton's shuffled orf

Still, it could always be worse.