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Sometimes it's not just lying but weirdly robotic evasion too!

You should see his xP stats

Wahey!

Are you Priti Patel?

Is there anything to suggest that the proportion of long COVID sufferers (from new infections, I mean) might decline as the new strains of the virus get progressively less serious, or is that just something that's going to come with the territory for as long as we're dealing with it?

I'm doing this one on public transport but the trains and buses around the area are really quite decent (and clearly massively subsidised), so Porthmadog/Portmeirion definitely aren't out of the question. Abersoch will be a stretch too far this time, but that whole peninsula looks pretty beautiful in photos so I suppose I'll just have to go back again some time. The hardship, the hardship...

Needs to be soundtracked by

I don't know why he's complaining, that's quite a long runout by his/their standards!

Roberto Moreno got it onto the grid at Monaco once, and I genuinely consider that to be at least as impressive an achievement as Hamilton or Schumacher's seven titles.

"Birtley Town always treat us as a cup final marra"

More of this please

Surely this is a wind-up?!

I've just booked a few nights on the North Wales coast for the end of April, because I'm just that glamorous. Hoping the weather will be good enough for an assault on Snowdon, but secretly also looking forward to the seaside town delights of Llandudno and co.

Andrea Moda?

En-suite bathroom!

Neither do they https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/mar/21/toto-wolff-mercedes-f1-bahrain-motor-sport Could be bluffing of course...

And the gaslighting begins

Remember when he said that effectively fending off the virus meant we all needed to lose weight "too"?

It's funny because it's true

Do we know he definitely doesn't think this?

I made some money betting on Russia that year, so that's just gone to Medicins Sans Frontières. Not much we can do as individuals in this situation but a bit of karmic redistribution is better than nothing. I liked her song too. Even if it was - inevitably and ironically - a "we are the world" kind of peace anthem... 🤦‍♂️

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