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I've got a tight chest but that's because I'm a bit asthmatic and the mother-in-law is a chain smoker who won't open the window even a crack. Meanwhile, her brother walked in earlier and said hello with a cheery "I've got a runny nose, it's probably Omnicrom!". Scenes from a Lincolnshire Christmas, there.

Well, he was until the third lockdown.

Fist once "knew" a lass called Juanita Who kept his house tidy and neater She cleaned kitchen and bed But one look at his shed Was all that it took to defeat her

At least Dishy Rishi is shaking the magic money tree for hospitality and the arts.

Ouch

I'm glad we have so many wise souls on here because I've got nothing useful to say. So sorry to hear what you're going through, Renton. Don't stop talking about it, sometimes venting is all we've got.

FYP

Deckhid.

It's qwhite easy to work out.

Daft bastard

[fade to black] On a river where they use the gravy boats...

State of it, honestly

This seems absolutely fine in a country where MPs get murdered by radicalised nutjobs every so often.

Normal country

Decent start to the chart week...

He's got more England caps than Jack Charlton, Nat Lofthouse or Nobby Stiles.

Ah yes, silly little voter plebs listening to the media and not being clever enough to understand the truth of the matter. Life would be so much easier without all that "noise" and "sound".

I'm pleased for them after they went dead silent when Salah shanked a shot to the corner flag then responded to Wilson bringing the ball down by saying "did he mean it?". Normal service is resumed.

St. Maximum Do doo be-do-do St. Maximum Do do-do do St. Maximum Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

Simultaneously improving both us and the Saudi league. I like it.

A certain U. User wishes to put himself forward as the ideal manager for this task

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