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Toelinton.

Joke's on you, I already was 👍

The recipe looks delightful, Dave.

I assume it's not a tangential play on this, but it blooming well should be

Shame, I was about to ask if they do an alcohol-free version

Or do some volunteering. Plenty of organisations would love someone with the time and willingness to try out new things that you seem to have. (EDIT: I couldn't find a way to make that not sound snarky, but for once it's not )

It definitely depends on the time of day here. In the daytime, most people on trains are wearing them. Evenings, with a younger and drunker crowd, 50% at best.

You'd probably enjoy it, it's full of bastards taking ends good and proper.

You should see the state of his Betws-y-Coed

There's probably some perfectly decent B roads in the places I mentioned too, if that helps.

Personalised socks too. What a bloke.

Castle Crag near Keswick is a nice friendly walk in the Lakes that gives rewarding views for the effort involved. I try and do this route https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/borrowdale-and-derwent-water/trails/borger-dalr-geology-walk-borrowdale whenever I'm in the area, or there's this https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/borrowdale-and-derwent-water/trails/castle-crag-from-seatoller---the-scenic-route from the other end of the valley. CT, I've done the former with a friend whose Grindr handle has "FatLad" in it, so you have no excuse.

Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit them hard and hit them fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign.

Joyless Division (but aye, that's not bad)

And on the centenary of this, no less https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_competitions_at_the_1924_Summer_Olympics

San Marino have won a medal! Davide Gualtieri is no longer their national sporting hero

Ah, the Modern Triathlon

All perfectly normal stuff and we're definitely not in deep fucking trouble as a country

"There is no Santa, it's just Steve Bruce in a fake beard after some free whisky and mince pies"

We're just gearing up for a move to another rental place, because we're not ready to leave London yet but we definitely can't afford to buy the kind of thing we'd want here either. I'm happy to report that most estate agents and a good handful of removal companies are still cunts. Very much looking forward to moving into a place of our own in a few years, getting set up and not fucking moving a muscle again until the merciful release of death.

Meanwhile, https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/disability-sport/57887715 It's almost like women can't win

You're too kind! 😘