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That's not a very nice thing to say about the Tories.

That's not a very nice thing to say about Labour...

Richard Herring's let himself go.

Fair play.

To be fair, if he didn't read them it'd be dereliction of duty and we'd have to overthrow him in a bloody coup.

Happy birthday, Ant. Hant. #recycling

Aye aye. "It's a black.... connector.... thingummy? You know. One of them. It's definitely yours. I'll be home all morning!" ....I am in so much trouble

A little bird tells me she's trying to entice them back tomorrow as well. "You've left something behind petal" indeed...

I hate That Thing

"....and his mates on the board refused to ban the one who ignored the requests to ignore my birthday party despite him being the one who wanted a birthday party and banned the one who was accused of having the birthday party who was right about the birthday party all along but the bog-trotting party organiser and his mates gave out his birthday details and infected his cake with a virus and...."

For his career, aye.

Only made it to the top flight for the first time in 2004, just in time for the centenary celebrations.

We could admire Jordan Henderson's brio We could admire it in Rio

Are you sure you're not growing cows by mistake...?

This should be good.

He wants to think himself lucky, if he was playing for a German club he'd be expected to bring in cake for everyone else on his birthday. It's a fucked-up world.

Been meaning to get that one for ages, that documentary about it was fascinating.

Generic chicken-breasts-on-the-Foreman dinner, but accompanied by Swiss chard with spring onions, green garlic and pumpkin seeds, and baby turnips in a sugar and balsamic glaze, none of which would have happened without inspiration from the ultra-middle-class veg box delivery. I reckon CT should think about going into business, he already has transportation after all.

Did well on Eurovision so I think I'm going to keep my powder dry when it comes to the WC. Might have a wee nibble at Bosnia to qualify from their group though, 1.91 still seems generous considering they only have to finish ahead of Nigeria and Iran...

Carrot and rocket soup here. A summer classic, straight from the "reduced" fridge at Tesco to the (ahem) soup maker with minimal pause.

CT just came.

Most people wait until they're in Turkey to pick up the stomach bug. Efficient.