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Note for CT: umami paste has nothing to do with Vic Reeves

I've just discovered samphire. I feel so behind the curve.

“You can’t ignore the parallels between Kings Langley’s own rich history and the themes in the show such as battling kings and warring families.” I'm reasonably sure you can.

One emoticon and now you're a part of it

I knew I recognised your "gays are the slippery slope to paedophilia" patter from somewhere - you're inadvertently channelling your namesake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9pLzNoDblA

Like fuck is CT going to go somewhere without a menu. How would he know what not to Google when he got back?

Steering clear of Marmaris because Turkey shares a border with Iran is akin to avoiding New York City because you're worried about Mexican bandits.

I'm starting to feel like CT in my lack of independent curiosity. And if that creeping sense of shame doesn't make me investigate, nothing will.

Could be, actually. I'm too lazy to even find that out.

Pretty much, at least when it comes to my main current account - it's a faff changing standing orders, direct debits, stored debit card details on websites etc., especially at regular intervals and when most current accounts give you pretty much fuck-all anyway. Savings/ISAs are a different matter and I'll always take a look around there. Never been overly bothered by the morals of the thing really. I know it's hypocritical of me to shrug and say "they're all as bad as each other" when I hate it when people say the same about politicians (for example), but the magnitude of the dubiousness that most financial institutions have been involved in makes it hard to relativise my own decisions on the high street.

"the poster LeazesMag"

When I was uninsured in Germany I paid about €500 for a doctor to stick their finger up my arse for a few seconds. Would have been better off just going to the Reeperbahn.

Somewhere sunny and cheap enough (Portugal or the Canaries seem likely) for Eurovision in May (am I fuck spending two weeks in Copenhagen after two weeks in Malmö last year), and a week in Portugal in June too, ostensibly for Matt's stag do but mainly so I can admire the Fish's abs at close quarters.

Could be arranged. Tweet me, baby xx

Bested.

And completing the series, Dod and Dud:

Once you get on Kim's bad side, you tend not to winalot.