Meenzer

I took the liberty of editing the title description.

Chelsea technically swapped Nemanja Matic and £20m for Nemanja Matic.

Though no longer on the gravy train Baldie Fish has no grounds to complain He can fritter away His redundancy pay On a lifetime supply of Regaine

But sadly this 80s recital Had only a limited lifecycle Though he tried eagerly Talent-wise, our CT Was the Ridgeley to Meenzer's George Michael

CT, in a quest to keep eating Without having to move from his seating, Yelled proudly: "Behold! My food never goes cold Now my sofa has underfloor heating!"

Ralf Keidel for an undersoil heating unit

Neither was Fernando Pancake

Oh, is he coming for the week too? Canny. We're not letting him watch any American sports though.

Regular. Well, right now it's just "caked in dirt", but I'm pretty sure it's the regular stuff under there.

Naah, I'm only playing because I'm one of the useless wastes to which he refers. And he's probably not much wrong.

Careful now............

I imagine this will involve carefully financial planning them up my jacksy. Some of them do look intriguingly knobbly...

Bitter lemons on you! Besides, you surely haven't booked your flights to Portugal yet so just sack it off. I'm sure Matt'll forgive you. One day.

That's perfectly legitimate in a conversational context, my little bald herring.

Just got given a bag of beetroots and Jerusalem artichokes from a friend's overflowing allotment. Need to look for something interesting to do with them that isn't just "soup" (though that will be the backup if all else fails ).

What about the other 6?

I'd go 4-4-1-1 for this Krul Shane - Undersoil Heating - Fitness Consultant - Shane Marveaux - Marveaux - Undersoil Heating - Shane Marveaux Undersoil Heating

Undersoil heating would have more impact on the right wing, too

Nominative determinism at its finest. The refutation: http://www.kfh.co.uk/press/catford.htm - even the professionals acknowledge that Help to Buy is seen a useful price-driver.

https://twitter.com/clogsilk/status/423381718574178304 Osborne's policies are benefiting one group of people, at least...

Might as well put the plate inside the sandwich too

http://deadspin.com/5924827/american-baby-names-are-somehow-getting-even-worse