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Disappointingly, it's exactly what I thought. This place is so predictable.

Sleep in your car man. A real fan would've. Flying via Marseille would have been quite a lark, mind. Could have formed the basis for a wry but comedic book on the Spartans' epic run to the quarter-finals and the lengths you went to to make sure you were there every step of the way. Or perhaps not.

Aye, I meant to Bournemouth, not to the replay. Although obviously that's worth something too.

I hope they kept a record of the ones who went to Bournemouth so they can be given priority.

Because that way when there are only 20 people inside it sounds like there's more. "Judas cunt with HIV... IV... IV... iv.... iv.... iv...... iv......"

Good stuff. Those hardcore fans who trekked all the way to Bournemouth the other week must be loving it right now.

It's only wrong when Fop loves Happy, not when he loves Fop. Preferably in the mirror. With trophies.

I dunno, I'd buy a Greatest Hits EP. "Local Boy...", "A Thousand Trees", "Traffic" and "Dakota" - that's more than enough. Three of them are from the first album, mind...

Aligning yourself with hardline Islam now.

Heinous bitch.

Alexandra's sold a mere 150,000 in two days. Good luck with that. Mind you, Buckley's at number 3 in the midweeks, but I assume that'll drop a bit before Sunday.

A textbook Magma'ing. Well done lad.

The Mido chanter should've used that in his defence. ".....to see the blatant racists"

Bah. We could have used him staying on a few months longer.

Blatant discrimination against bottle-drinkers.

HONK!

Café near here does a decent fried breakfast, but with some roasted vegetables on the side. Middle-class-pretentions-tastic.

Hope Oba tucks away a hat-trick for you today mate.

I think you can set your photos to be visible to friends only, friends + networks, the whole world, and so on.

Speaking of finishing fast... What? You just spunked all over your blokes bumcheeks before you'd entering his ringpiece? And it was the thought of you that sent me over the edge

Shocking. Happy birthday old-timer!

Speaking of finishing fast...

If he doesn't I think Charlotte will be... bless her, she's in love Can you not wean her onto Zac Efron instead? Or just get her a subscription to Lisa Simpson's Non-Threatening Boys magazine for Christmas...

Don't worry, I've doomed him with a sneaky bet (at 7-1, no less).