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We should propose it to the club as half-time entertainment.

Speaking of endless lists...

Cunts they may be, but they've still got a pretty decent shout this year I'd say.

I'm not going to mine. But I am going to the one my recruitment agency has set up. Free drinks, central London. Once again, great until I mention it's a Wednesday. At least I don't have to start work til 1230... in Manchester. Can I be your date for the night?

Oh aye, and that avatar has made my Christmas already.

Exactly my situation with our UK office (in Nottingham). Or I could get flown to the German Christmas bash at their expense and where I actually know some of my colleagues. Let me think...

Wacky fact: I once went there for lunch with my mam and Andreas Andersson's girlfriend. It was suitably surreal.

This is why I like translation - by definition, we're a bunch of sociopathic loners. And even when we do interact, it's only to rip each other's work to shreds and call it "proofreading". I'm a programmer, imagine asking us geek types about interacting with people...and not even over the net but in person! Christmas party must be a blast.

There's a definite pattern developing. Do one for me J69, what are they going to say that hasn't already been said??? Level headed poster, who never over reacts, has the clubs best interests at heart, tall fat cunt, good footballer, can be a cunt but heart in right place, hates jumped up little mugs pretending to be something they're not, and there's at least three on here who I could level that at. Don't forget "unparalleled ability to self-satirise".

...but this lad Jordan Cook must realise he's some way down the pecking order. http://www.safc.com/team/?page_id=2623

I'll bet you are. I bloody hope I am!

This is why I like translation - by definition, we're a bunch of sociopathic loners. And even when we do interact, it's only to rip each other's work to shreds and call it "proofreading".

I'm off to Germany for ours later this week. So much for the environment. Apparently we're going to the Christmas market in Rüdesheim on Friday afternoon to get nicely sloshed on Glühwein, then on to a nearby restaurant for much meat and merriment.

Any time.

Just for you, schnoogins:

Birthy Hairday!

I still remember the "Keegan in Moneyfish Ten-Pin Bowling Scandal" headlines in Bild. It wasn't pretty.

It's my fault for taking her out of my avatar, she obviously craves the affection.

You now own £700m of bank liabilities.

Somewhat belatedly, this is proof that Mainz and St. Pauli are the coolest teams in the world - where else would you get a scene like this?

Stoodents at UCL have just voted to rename one of their bars the "Kriss Akabusi Pleasure Lounge", the wags.

And now that's done, there's some 96/97-era nostalgia on Sky 442

All credit to the Blyth and Carlisle fans who made those monster journeys today, for what it's worth.

Fixed.

That and actually being right about the economy and speaking out (albeit several years too late). Death warrant signed tbh.