paddy

blackburn rovers fucking crap, kiss my arse you inbred wanker done

i can see why your not capital of quotes in forums though

and Q - Why are Scousers like laxatives? A - Because they irritate the shit out of you. scouse jokes...................DONE

What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A burglar. What do you call a Scouse woman in a white shell-suit? The bride. What do you call a Scouser in a suit? The accused. Man walks into a shop in Liverpool: Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife? Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you? Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? Because if it walked it would be mugged. What do you say to a Scouser with a job? Big Mac please. Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty scousers showed up. Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group. A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone." "What? All of the Scousers are gone?" asked God. "No" replied Saint Peter "The Pearly Gates!" What's long, scouse, and goes around corners? The Dole queue. What do you get if you come across a scouser buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. One day a scouser dies so before he goes to heaven he arrives at the gates of St Peters. "Age?" Peter asks. "24" the little scouser replied. "Where did you live?" "Well, um, Liverpool" "Were you blue or were you red" asked St. Peter. "Red till I died" replied the scouser. "Sorry no scousers allowed into heaven they are all robbing little twats!" "But but I have done good things." "Like what?" "Well, last week I gave a tenner to the homeless the week before that I gave a tenner to oxfam and the day I died I gave a tenner to the heart foundation!" "Well I will see what I can do I will go and explain the situation to God." After half an hour out comes St. Peter followed by god who is wearing a united shirt. "Right I heard what you have done with all the good causes what with giving away thirty quid to charity and I have come up with a solution" God said. "What is it?" asked the scouser. "Well, here is your thirty quid now piss off!" copyandpastetastic

ey ya takin t mikey laa

well dey do doh dont dey doh

watch ya back jimbo

Exactly the same here. You get the impression that if Redknapp starts off badly, you'd get people chanting for Shearer straight away... No one will get a fair crack at it until Shearer has his go.

he had his car nicked

just sat and read the blog. R.I.P very moving indeed

i'm up for it now, he is an improvement on fatsam and at the end of the day he's only here till the summer

wtf!!!

i wonder if the managers door has a blackboard on for the gaffers name instead of a brass plate, so its easy to wipe clean, save hundreds tbh

oh yeah

you say a 4 year contract, whats the odds on him being here in 4 years

mm what?

local papers take on the Hughes ramblings here

hughes out!

his skill in bunging is not as good as sams tbf

like he'd get parked 'can i watch ya spaceship mister'

geordie manager next please,

Why does that sound sooooooo familiar..? same old....same old...... we deserve better,

Sam whathisname to be on ssn within the next 30 mins, Harry Redknapp now favourite say skybet tittiefuckbollocks

well some of my mates down here in Blackburn say we are welcome to him!!!!