Andrew

Nah, someone posted a screenshot on twitter, he'd gone and found them on facebook after they called him a twat Blatantly searching his own name

He only made the cancer and charity stuff happen once a load of people said it was a shit idea in the first place. Then he picked that wording for it. Add in getting the "donations" to his own bank account forgoing any possible gift aid or scrutiny over how much of that makes it to charity, and messaging his phone number to people criticising him so he can fight them and it just comes up to the fact that this bloke is a total cunt out for 5 minutes of notoriety by any means. Twat.

Aye, but his goal scoring is almost entirely constrained to this year. 13 in his last 18 is great but it means he got 9 in he previous 49 for bournemouth. Wouldn't want to see us spending on someone who has had a good period of form and nowt else.

Oh it definitely happened. Chronicle story orignally said "newcastle fans" organised it, since been changed to point to the sole massive cunt who did.

Got to entertain ourselves somehow, everyone else's seasons are still going.

Lot of clubs looking at him, hes had a good season but he really has only had one good season in his career to 25.

Yep, and look where that gets you...

Them and MS and the NSA I believe. Something that relies on computer systems to literally keep people alive should never be running on software thats out of support, this should never have been a problem for many reasons.

Same, very good player. Less likely than Barkley that one mind

You know how we're all glad to be out of the championship because the refs are crap? https://my.mixtape.moe/wxoxwl.mp4

Friend of a friend who works in the right place to know stuff like this. Thought it was interesting.

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Theres not a sideways from Everton at the moment (in England), look at the league they're 8th on their own by a mile on either side, well ahead of west brom, comfortably behind man u. Which side above Everton is he going to where he'll play? Man U, Arsenal, City, Liverpool, Spurs, Chelsea. They've all got better options or don't use his position.

Its been comfortably paid for by the idiots paying directly to this organising wankers paypal account so assuming no authority steps in it looks like it.

So this fucking plane banner thing, what a load of bollocks.

I think he'd consider it, he'd play a lot more here than any team in the top 6 and (possibly NUFC tinted specs here) are we less attractive than any of the rest of the league particularly? Are we less desirable than Bournemouth, Stoke or West Brom? A year left on his contract would bring the price down, we could do with someone in that position and hes a step up in quality on what we have.

I dunno, hes blithering about catchment areas and Cumbria as if Hull/Sunderland/Boro going down has wiped them from existence, complete nonsense.

Raised a smile.

Ross Barkley has apparently been given a week to decide if he is signing a new contract with Everton. No one has linked us or owt but that'd be nice.

I suspect, given the sentences after the link, that our Rayvin is being sarcastic.

BBC said £10-11 billion when interviewing Andrew Gwynne this morning. Said it will come from tax changes for the top 5% of earners.

Both fair points, still Hull could still be in with a chance of staying up and they've a good mamager, Spurs will have locked themselves into second and their season will be over much the same as last year. You never know

I think you're arguing with his Sig mate

eh?

OK bit more of a write up! The RG. Absolutely immense, this is not an "expensive" guitar, it was £340 and as far as I am concerned is further proof (if any was needed) that the quality of lower/mid range guitars these days comfortably makes them the sort of thing a pro could use with no ill effects. I've played a lot of moreexpensive guitars, I've owned a few and there is nothing in it when picking it up and playing the thing that would make you think it was any less than my Custom Shop Telecaster, its astonishing. As you'd expect for an Ibanez it does its best work with a high gain amp such as the 5150 III patch I am in love with on the Helix right now and it fucking screams! No small part of that will be down to the Helix/Speaker but the guitar keeps up with them very happily, the trio of things I got this weekend combine into an absolutely massive sound, it makes me feel like a kid again just starting out and getting excited that those sounds are coming out of my hands, it's inspiring, it makes me want to play it, what more can you ask? Honestly @Tom if you're considering getting rid of the Matt Bellamy sig for something similar I can't recommend this enough RG421EX, Ibanez's traditionally catchy naming convention at work. The Helix. This mother fucking thing! I have never owned a piece of gear as exciting as this, I'm a self concious player and generally stick to my own home when playing, just for me. I also have a very broad taste and will flip flop between genres in the blink of an eye. I've always felt that the gear I've had has imposed limits on my playing that I didn't want, "I can't get this tone or that tone, I've got my amp setup for metal and I'll have ot change everything to play some blues" and other excuses. That feeling has completely disappeared, I can go from an insanely saturated 5150 (as mentioned above) to a proper Dumble clone with a tube screamer in front of it and go full SRV or Bonamassa with a press of two footswitches, its liberating in a really enjoyable way. I'm really still scratching the surface of what it can do, I've graduated from using the preset patches to using downloaded ones other people have made from the Line 6 website, I'm looking at paid for IRs of various other amps/pedals that people have made that other users are talking about, they're like £2 each and I'll make that step pretty soon I'm sure, not even started making my own yet! Also giving a shout out to the Alto TS210, the PA speaker I bought to accompany the Helix, its really impressed me, powered, quiet (no fan), delivers a big big sound really well, ran some music through it the other day (from my PC, through the Helix and into the speaker) to jam with a bit as well and it sounded awesome. I always get a bit of buyers remorse between ordering something and it arriving, especially when its gear I've not actually tried before buying. Getting all this stuff was a great idea!