Sonatine

Read somewhere he taught at about three schools in five years, which tells it's own story

Pretty sure the Tories were always big on the unemployed retraining for available jobs, surely he should be practicing what he preaches? Unless he's just a massive fucking hypocrite of course

I'm sure Ray Harryhausen's estate could knock something up

I'm a bit surprised it didn't recommend the National Glass Centre. Oh...... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqqn2wgzv40o

Considering the payoff he got paid for his Spanish villa, you'd think the Cunt of Monte Bisto would be a bit more grateful.

Looks more like a manky old banana to me. Although if the general consensus is it resembles Wearside Jacks tache, I'm happy to agree

I knew Le Tissier was a fruitcake, but I didn't know this fella was away team too. What are they drinking down on the South Coast?

Still can't my head around Gerard Piqué cheating on her If she did the dirty on me I'd give her a free pass as long as she didn't fuck off and leave