Sonatine

I, for one, welcome our new insane Italian football overlord

Could always ring BT's customer retention line and try to wangle a discount. I did this when my yearly contract was up, signed on for another year and got a couple of quid knocked off my monthly fee.

Gene Wilder tops the list for me

"He has terrible tusks, and terrible claws And terrible teeth in his terrible jaws He has knobbly knees and turned-out toes And a poisonous wart at the end of his nose His eyes are orange, his tongue is black, He has purple prickles all over his back" Paul Wyn to a T i reckon

Like Raffle's in Viz

What is it with Yarm? Some sort of footballers trouble hotspot.

Aye, pretty much over as a contest for me. Shame too as it was shaping up to be a decent watch, ITV coverage aside.

Should give him enough time to add to his huge tally of red cards

With a name like "Josh", i'm guessing he isn't local

I like the way F365 always refer to him as "thirsty Alan Brazil"

Very good

I liked this piece from the Early Doors Blog

Fumaça

That include wages and agents fees?

Be better off signing Richard Prior.

Good piece from Des Kelly in the Mail.

Must say the slamming of these two pricks is really getting me into the Xmas spirit. +1 +2 Really cheered me up this, wretched little man.

The CPS will make an announcement on the John Terry case this afternoon, should be interesting to see what happens there...

What a crock of shite