Sonatine

He's not from the North - bury him in a badgers den like Gordon Ramsays dead sex dwarf.

That's young for a CEO Bet she's a right S*ag. Mind you, I wouldn't fuck it with yours tbh. Bit of a 5 o'clock shadow on her upper lip there.

Tbh, i couldn't care if it was made up, what a fucking headline

I'd like to add something funny to this, but really, there's no need

Quite partial to a slice of Battenburg cake

Heard the album yet? Nah, not yet. But if it's as good as her first two i'll be a happy bunny

If you get busted, fess up, you might have an outside chance of keeping your job. Trying to worm your way out of it only makes it worse, although the guy came across as a tit anyway.

Pretty much sums it up for me, never liked the fucker and never will

I can't see how people would get confused anyway, one is an upwardly mobile succesful business, the other is a football club

Spinal Tap minus the irony was how i've heard it described

Was part of French Indochina iirc.

Nice image for a Sunday morning What a fucking pleb that man is

He seems upset

More bollocks from the Specky Fiend

There'll be a mention of injured players coming back being "like new signings" somewhere in his drivel statements, i bet

Quelle surprise!