Sonatine

Should give it to Avram Grant, so that would be a third team he could relegate in as many years

Not ronery anymore?

Never saw that coming.... The QPR fans who took part in the pitch invansion when they got promoted probably spent more time on the pitch than him.

Snowing like the clappers here, bloody freezing too

Aye, was giving it the "Do you know who I am!!!" spiel too, daft cunt

Richard Keys and Andy Gray try their hands at After Dinner Speaking

Ah well, will give him more free time to stop non-existent suicidal women jumping off the Humber Bridge.

In Vietnam it was 19.

Needs his own reality tv show

He later tweeted to say the abuse had not relented despite his claims of innocence but that the experience had allowed him to learn some colourful new language. There's some thick fuckers about

Not saying he'll necessarily be flogged in January, but wouldn't be surprised to see him go in the summer. To be fair, Cech has been getting some stick at Chelsea with many saying he's not the player he was and Man U have bought what appears to be a right duck egg who looks like The Grinch. He does tbf

Martin Lol'Neil carrying on the good work of Agent Bruce

Bit harsh like

Can't go wrong with bit of Peter Green

Harsh on Routledge tbf

So the fact that he plays for Brazil makes him immune to any kind of criticism? I'd like to see how AVB reacts if the press really turn up the heat on him....

Why am I not surprised by this?

I was the wise man with the Myrhh

Hurricane Bawbag

I'm sure there's a few crocks, cripples or crackpots out of contract we could sign as cover until the end of the season. Bound to be a midfield equiavlent of Shefki Kuqi knocking around.

Was probably more entertaining to watch tbh