Sonatine

MrJowls, not that i ever use it tho.

Is the bigger point he made not that Barton wasnt offered a contract and he wanted to stay?.... Barton was offered a contract at Christmas and turned it down. According to the club. Just as Nolan was and then it was just dropped. Offered new contracts to keep them sweet until the end of the season, then get shot of them by the looks of things.

Got another 2 years left i think.

That, it transpired, didn't even exist Aye, you couldn't make it up like

I know We're the club that just keeps on giving

Aye, think they upgraded the lines a while back, needed doing like cos they were shot to bits. Deano, cost me a £25 installation charge and its £18 a month. Had a look on the BT website and the infinity is £28 + line rental.....is that not a bit steep? Cant find the offer your on line...link? Cheers fella http://www.productsandservices.bt.com/cons...o?topicId=25633 3 months free too atm.

Aye, think they upgraded the lines a while back, needed doing like cos they were shot to bits. Deano, cost me a £25 installation charge and its £18 a month.

Just upgraded my broadband to BT Infinity, can't complain so far.

Fair few peeps didn't like Swindon Mag from Ye Olde Days, although i quite liked him

Can't argue with much of that tbh, although I'm sure some will.

Kind of looks like a more attractive version of Katy Perry, minus the mad staring eyes.

Tbf, she was aging faster than the Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

So bad it's good

Was just a matter of who went first, her or Pete Doherty.

The new DLC, Old World Blues, is excellent. Captured the humour of the original Fallout games

And men dressed as nuns.

The lads at work suggested we all go out and club it in Sunderland. I had no option. It was that or one of their B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Mackems in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Wearside breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on cheesy chips. I ain’t never going back… not never.

Conspiracytheorytastic

A bit to long hair persian for my liking. Back in the day man, give the dirty cow a break. You clearly weren't brought up on that shit? Those of us who grew up with "paper" porn will be more used to the "gutted rabbit" style of downstairs shrubbery. Ah, those halcyon days of finding a stash of dog eared mags under some shrubbery in the local park

Read somewhere they had been accused of hacking other newspapers journos phones too, industrial espionage charges perhaps?

Some bestiality craze sweeping the Emerald Isle?