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Koeman has gone

Up to 6th mate!

If we beat palace and the four teams above us lose we could overtake them and go 5th

Tbf fair to all the above abuse, boro is a shite hole as well. It’s why I left. Aye I did play for Sunderland for a couple of years as a teenager (turned up in a Newcastle top to my first training) but it was a chance at a professional club after sheff wed didn’t work out, so you can gobble my plums fish.

I’m from boro, and used to play for Sunderland as a kid. Boro is better than Sunderland even if that’s not saying much.

I was a ground workers labourer when I left school like, just lucked into this and seem to be good at it

The auld tea lady died didn’t she? Charnleys new role sorted as well, what a day.

Hope he takes charnley with him or they sack him after takeover

Nothing humble about it, it’s a massive pay rise as well

When I was at uni I used to regularly stab myself with my door key doing the fish method. Had many a nose bleed because of it and obviously looked mental anyway chewing me jaw off.

Can anyone walk me through the benefits and downfalls of getting a company car? Got a promotion and it means national travel and comes with a company car if I want it. My current car is reliable but a bit uncomfortable for driving all over. I know it has tax implications but but I have no idea if it’s worth it.

If this goes through I’m going to writhe the head right off it

Doesn’t defcon go down when things get more serious and not up?

I live in Manchester and most of the man Utd fans here know fuck all about football, I know it's a cliche but they truly are the talk sport generation. Even the older ones. The man city fans seem more knowledable generally. The scousers at work are so hard of thinking it makes it difficult to talk to them. Cockney fans in general are the actual embodiment of what's wrong with modern football IMO. Read a Twitter story about a Fulham fan, emailing the Preston CEO about Prestons time wasting...

I have that thing where coriander tastes like soap and I think it’s ruining some dishes for. I love Thai food and the occasional curry but it’s in the majority of them

Only “big” club I don’t mind is Man City. Their fans have been through some right shite. I like Pochettino and some of their players but Alli is a bellend and I can’t bring myself to like them, similarly I like Koop but still despise Liverpool. I work with a few scousers mind so that probably makes it worse

Reported

Shame for lejuene, thought he had a good game apart from the penalty

Elliot wants shot with shit for their goal. Went down like he has a false hip

Could play 100 passes to the keeper for me, as long as we win

Yeah I get that but realistically he isn’t a world beater. He is clearly our best option in that position though. Moving peoples positions is just square pegs and round holes imo.

Aye I think Perez has done well, he is grafting his tits off every game and not hiding like he used to. Always think it’s mad how people see different things from the same game like.

Just got out of Melvins in Manchester. Best drummer I’ve ever seen by a country mile, highly recommended.

Think I read that about the time I read "Fucking hell, it's Paul Cannell" or whatever it's called. Two pretty different football books.