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Our lass got me a tour of a local brewery as a birthday present last year. You get to drink loads on the way round and freebies to take home. Loads of little breweries around here now and the majority of the gear isn't more expensive than the mass produced stuff. I love finishing work early and taking the dog to the pub, 2 pints of something strong and a wonky stroll home.

I grew up in Boro, all my mates are season ticket holders. They have a massive chip on their shoulders about us, desperate for a local rivalry. One in particular tweets lads of tabloid influenced guff about us trying to get a bite. Could not give one fuck about them, they are inconsequential as a Hull or Burnely to me. Gibson is a class chairman though. I hate numerous clubs but I wouldn't call them rivals. Big softspot for Sheff Wed though.

Mongy Dave and his spastic lip?

Players I would like to keep - Krul/Elliot and Woodman as backup, Janmaat, Mbemba, Shelvey, Mitrovic, Perez. Think the first people out the door are Janmaat, Mbemba, Perez, Mitrovic.

When I went there was massive lines of Asian tourist waiting to get in some places. Like an hour wait to get into them. It's also like IKEA in that every time me and our lass go we have a row, 2 for 2 at Bicester. 5000 for 5000 at IKEA.

When people talk about players being cowards. Are they talking about flying into tackles or having the balls to get on the ball and trying to make things happen in a struggling team? Because the first doesn't happen anymore, anywhere. If it's the second Sissoko is not a coward, he has played badly and has lacked quality but has always shown for the ball and made himself available. Cowardly in my mind is playing safe, five yard square balls that the recipient loses but you are blameless because you didn't have the ball, Colback basically.

Think we will win this relatively comfortably, 0-2

Missed her name out the title, thought Gemmil had pegged it.

Moved into our new gaff a couple of weeks ago. Been decorating and that, knocked onto our neighbours to say I Was sanding or drilling or whatever a couple of times, met the same bloke each time at one of them. This weekend I answered the door to him introducing his really very attractive girlfriend. That's a nice thing to do and that but I was wearing dust/paint covered overalls, a dust mask and holding kitchen roll soaked in the puppy piss I was mopping up. I must have looked fucking mental, cos I hadn't started working yet.

Stress is a big killer mate, increase and embrace your apathy. It will give you a new outlook on football.

This is the second time you have paid to see Coldplay?!

He gets the same chance as overran but he would injure himself doing it

He can have a chance chasing the cats out of my garden the shit cunt

Yeah but you moan about everything tbf

I have told you before, football is a game of opinions. Yours are wrong and mine are right. Soz

Elliot has improved a lot by playing more regularly and Krul was in poor form before his injury. Krul is still a better keeper.

Wasn't on this page and I like the Fish's shamelessness. Cheers, ewerk

Probably the wrong place to ask but reading this has made my mind up, how do I put someone on ignore?

Booked 5 days in Budapest in May. Using Airbnb again and it's cheap as fuck, worked really well in Amsterdam, Paris and Barcelona.

Just go to Clapham junction. There is a vodka revs, its shite and you will be able to follow half the Coldplay crowd there. Right up your alley I reckon.

I'm quietly confident, but I have no real idea why. I mean Sunderland are fucking shite, but so are we.

On a fantasy tip at the moment, read the two King killer chronicles and started on the Sabriel trilogy. Re-read Fucking Hell Its Paul Cannell the other day as well.

Doing stuff like that at work means he can afford to go holiday with his lass and not his parents.

I don't really understand your edit of my post, but I am assuming you are a rugby fan since you went straight for the gay stuff? If so I apologise for your loafers and slacks combo.

Who are you going to see?