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Fanny

Texas Sun, Khruanbing/Leon Bridges. Fucking mint

Grown man just posted that

Country has gone, lad can’t even get his cock and balls out in front of men, women, children and the tv cameras anymore. Everyone knew a flasher when I was a kid, and that’s how I liked it.

We we go out we deserve it, been poor all night

Going out on pens here

Kids in the north east have been picking either boro or Sunderland academies since I was a teenager. It’s not new, and it relates to the owner not investing in it, and the kids knowing there is not a real pathway into first team football. i understand that here has been more recently but I think that is just intransigence from the owner regarding spending money, rather than the lads actually being premiership level footballers.

Still standing mate

I’ve heard that too, but wouldn’t eat a closed mussel. I’ve had food poisoning and apart from the weight loss, it was rough.

All referees and linesmen look like the kids who grassed on you at school.

Norwich took 4 points off us this season?

I’m a bit split about the whole thing. Like I never wanted it to happen, I would revoke it tomorrow if possible. But then these people have been lied to on an industrial scale by people who are aiming to benefit from it. They are the people who believe Nigerian prince scams, so can we blame them for it? Every single interview you see with a leaver they can’t give a reason why it will be better? Just one? Ever? Is it because there are no reasons or are they the terminally stupid who have been duped? Not sure. Other half of me is hoping the whole country burns, and takes these people with it. But that’s not fair on the young or the people who didn’t buy Farage and Johnson’s nonsense. Doesnt really matter, world is burning. I’m probably the last generation to live to old age anyway

Ki has been released early

Anyone else ever thought what they would do in worldwide virus/zombie situation? I like to think I would be the bloke who is immune and become king, more likely sprain my ankle day 1 and get ate.

If we do get bought out by Saudi, we will just have all the usual suspects of talksport and sky sports talking about how it’s bad for football etc.. Instead of actually investigating why Ashley was bad for football and ruined a football club. Im looking forward to a fatwa against all those cunts and us winning everything. Fuck Richard Keys especially, the missing link looking cunt.

Bet you £20 you couldn’t

Man Utd fans are the worst of the worst like. Since moving to Manchester I have much more of an affinity with city fans. They have been through shite and got lucky with a buy out. Man Utd fans are stereotypes. The are the loud bloke in pubs who talk football but know nowt. Definition of MOTD fans, I get them regular asking about Sean Longstaff. Apparently he is going to be a world beater, but only cos they were interested, and not because any of them have watched him stink it up this season. Also Man Utd have spent more than most recently and I saw a thing that said they have the second highest wage budget in Europe (behind barca). Be a real shame to be in that company.

Nice one, what’s it for?

You are confusing me with someone that doesn’t have a social housing provider pension mate. I’m sorted. I think you are older than me too, so you best get your affairs I order

Or you die early and wife gets it and takes a toy boy up the arse, either way

They show that fucking goal even when we aren’t on the telly the pricks

Yeah I’m in the process of becoming chartered, an MSc wouldn’t add anything to that but we still fancy it tbh

Has it been worth it for either of you? I’m considering doing one next year but don’t know I can be arsed..

This has gone well

And we never get into anyone’s pelanty box