Renton

Defence is a shambles compared with last year. I'm sure Botman will come good but then you've got Burn and Trippier surely coming to the end of their shelf life, maybe Lascelles too. I'm much more confident about midfield with the options we have and Tonali coming back. Need two strikers and keep hold of Isak too as well. Typical Newcastle. Finally crack it with rich owners and then screwed over with FFP. Could be a lot worse mind, could be Mackems. This was always going to be a reality check, the Amazon documentary made it clear Staveley and the executives knew this. We'll have a bounce back next season imo.

Bewwwwww!

Howay!

They're fucking shite. Match has got the feeling of mid table end of season about it. Season is just fizzling out.

So, the tories give this ugly fucker a contract worth 600 million quid and he donates 5 millionof it straight back to the party? How is this remotely legal? It's like we live in a banana republic.

Finally the original unshopped photo has been released.

Taxes - At a post war record level. Immigration - at an all time record level. Brexit - been an unmitigated disaster (see above 2 points) DIvide our society - something the tories have sought to do every single day they have been in power. Can we not just go back to square one please?

ALso thinking about it, I think this signals Reform will not back down in key tory seats like UKIP did in 2019. That could be the most damaging part of it for the tories. They really are fucked every way they turn aren't they? And they have zero competence left to deal with it.

Yes please.

If it's a May election he needs to make that decision in the next few days I think. It's possible but more likely he'll be paralysed into inaction unless the 50 letters happen. The last time I was this confident of a result was the time we beat the mackems 2-0 at SJP, early 2002 season I think. We were in rennaisance with Bobby Robson and the mackems were fucking awful, on route to a record low points total. Bellamy scored in the first minute and we ended up winning comfortably 2-0. Thing is, I hope this GE isn't like that, cos I was really disappointed that day we didn't smash 10 past the cunts which we should have. Nothing short of tory extinction will satisfy me now.

But apparently George Galloway has changed all that, because, erm, Sadiq Khan.

From the Guardian feed: "He says he does not feel safe outside parliament; sometimes he has to use a different exit from the building. He says he recalls the miners’ strike. At the time the police ensured working miners could still go to work". Is this (almost certainly a would-be scab) daft twat seriously comparing him using a back door to avoid a few reporters/protestors with the gauntlet the miner scabs had to run? He's an absolute snowflake, sows hate and division, and then cries to his mummy if he sees a few protestors or an opposition MP sniggles at him.

Lee wants his country back. He also says "his parents, who are both nearly 80, said they would not vote for him unless he joined Reform UK. He says he must not let them down". I'm sure he can't stand the prospect of his parents sniggling at him. What a complete bell this man is. I'm not sure who this is worse for, the Reform of the conservatives. Given Sunak made him deputy chair and his ongoing relationship with Truss and the ERG fruit loops, probably more damning on the conservatives.

Blimey, that stage is almost Union Jacky enough for Keir Starmer. Is there a correlation between how many Union Jacks there have been on shown in recent years and the decline of the nation?

Of the two animations you find fault with the first one.

Just been on the news, this photo has been confirmed as being manipulated and the agency who released it have requested it is withdrawn. Note no wedding ring BTW. Fake Kate photo. Kate is under the patio.

Just switched on at the end. This commentary man!

Have any of you nerds got data on how much ET there's been at each ground?

I think he will if a VONC is triggered. This would be the worst circumstances possible for them to go into a GE, I would love them to do it.

The orange cunt now has literally taken to begging. He's going to suck every penny out of the GOP election campaign to pay his legal bills.

Look at the diversity there. Reminds me of that being John Malkovich scene.

Is he one of your patients?

This pub or this pub? T