Renton

Think they're opening one up in Washington or expanding it so no compulsory job losses. The High street is slowly dying like. I can't see John Lewis surviving much longer in Newcastle unless it actually trys to offer something better than its competitors which it once did.

There's a long thread on the SMB about the Sunderland branch being closed. Needless to say, it's descended into insanity. FTM!

Can I not be Patrick Stewart?

This is fucking nuts. He is nuts. His party are nuts. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68429902 Edit: Pretty sure the BBC have changed their headline there btw since last night when I originally posted it. Then it was "Country descending into mob rule, Rishi Sunak warns police". Perhaps I imagined it but I don't think so.

Moved it!

Fairly sure on the latest episode just last week they had an argument who would die first. Guess we know now.

Looking at the SMB celebrate on a several hundred post thread on the cup draw, they definitely think they've won something. And....

At home wasn't it? When was the time we beat them at the Ethiad? Never won there have we? Probably shortened a few days off my life yesterday getting stressed over nowt. We're de facto out

This can't be a coincidence. It has to be..., The work of the Shadowy Wearside Cabal and their friends in the mackemedia.

Gen X if you please. Without any doubt the coolest sounding generation, sounds like we're from the Marvel Universe, amirite @The Fish?

Of course. City away ffs.

Ahh fuck. Just learnt the mackems would have beat us in the third round had it not been for the Frat kid owner who ordered them to stand down. It does beg the question, why would you support the players of a team that obeyed this order, cunningly disguising themselves as being dog shit instead of playing their usual Brazil 70 selves? I expect a lot more bewwwws at the SoL next match following this revelation.

Draw is at 7pm tonight. We are NUMBER ONE baby. Come on Saudi ovelords, now's the time to daw us against Coventry at SJP please. Oh aye, and get City to play Liverpool and Chelsea against ManU please.

Depressing thing is, I remember him posting when he was a fucking teenager.

I was like this once. But before you do anything stupid, think of what you've got left to live for.

Sunak was asked about signing a fair election campaign pledge for some woman from Plaid Cymru but has refused, going on some rant about the Welsh NHS instead. So I guess that's a heads up to what we can expect from these cunts in the GE, not that it was ver in doubt.

This PMQ is particularly painful. There is just no point in the Starmer - Sunak exchange. Sunak just ignores any question he is asked and reverts to the same shit about Corbyn, every single week. And now the Speaker is too scared to intervene at all from the hecklers.

Sick of the negativity on here. We might mathematically still win the league!

He'd still chin you.

I dare you, I double dare you.

We're in a dip. Our form will improve. Three matches to go to win a trophy now. Pope and big Joe back for the final.

Klopp "Can I see your golf course dossier before I make my mind up?" Frat kid "Erm, we have some crazy golf at Seaham.... which we could renovate with money from the crisps whip round. Do you like skiing my marrow? We have the biggest dry ski slope in, erm, Sunderland, at Silky".

This is proper paranoia. The ref fixed which end the pens were taken by making the toss best out of three! Of course in reality there is one toss for the end and another to choose who goes first. But what I can't get my head around, is why this brain donor believes the Blackburn captain, after having won the first toss, agrees to best of three? 🙃

Mackem report. So, from what I can tell, they deleted our match thread when we scored, reinstated it once Blackburn scored, and that thread was 30 pages long at the time of writing. I looked at the last page, and this amused me. If we get a home draw (at last) , it's due to Saudi bribery apparently. Our Arab overlords are absolute masterminds.

Coventry and the ghost of Jimmy Hill.