Renton

I see those brown envelopes still aren't doing the job, after all that effort we put into flooding the pitch at Wimbledon too.

In the parallel universe of Weardside, a MLF imagines it is NUFC who William Storey stalks and not SAFC*. * As well as create another multi-page thread full of the usual mysogny and racism.

I wonder how long it will be until they start upsetting themselves that this is true?

Funnily enough I was going to suggest cote dazure to young AH there. France is massively underrated imo, love it there. But they stopped the easyjet flight from NCL to Nice so it's not that accessible from here now. Bordeaux SW France the same. Haven't been for years myself but a colleague who does about 8 foreign jaunts a year goes to Bilbao loads. It's her favourite place despite all the locals hating Geordies. She's a massive foody. Flys from Edinburgh.

I'll sum up the mackem logic from that thread.

They win a few matches, and this mass delusion comes out. They are insane.

Andw what's more, Taylor Swift is going to take up residency at the SoL during the wedding season.

First, fuck you Fish. Second, this is just

Footballers are fucking pathetic nowadays. Cancelled the match because of a divot? I've heard it all now.

Alright, alright, calm down mate. You still sound ace.

Jesus Christ, just seen this from the boxing gig. Imagine paying hundreds of pounds to listen to this tone death cunt play in a stadium? He's fucking terrible.

Stranger things have happened.

Ahh, right. GLoom, you may proceed.

Eh? Is Tuesday's match off then?

Had on, tbd had a thread and when it was pointed out to him it wasn't the next match, he gracefully got it deleted or put in stasis (unsure which). Sorry Gloom, this is a code brown breach of protocol. Desist now.

A draw is good for us, it'll be tight at the top between us three come May won't it lads. Lads?

Roy Keane looks like a fucking psycho there.

Crazy stats for the losing side. I'm not that arsed. It's boring as fuck Man City and Pep winning the league all the time but like all sane people I like the play mobil about as much as standing barefoot on a well, play mobil. Basically bored by city and hate everyone else.

Yeah, done that, a completely pointless and shit experience. I will never understand the appeal of stadium gigs of any description. Maybe the exception is for an entire festival, involving free sex and drugs for the youngsters amongst us (hello, is anyone there?). Pay a fortune to watch a giant out of synch LCD telly with the added bonus of being charged ten quid for a pint of piss and being surrounded by coked up wankers. You would need to pay ME a fairly large sum of money to watch Oasis. Still, you get to tick it off your bucket list I suppose.

I'd watch it but so far it's just advertised as being shown at an iMax? Can hardly think of a film less suited to the big screen like. Each pixel. Will be 4 metres wide.

Good old fashioned jawdee Arabia punishment, I like it.

Controversial but I quite like Boro. Used to work with a lot of them, all sound and none of the Newcastle Sunderland hatred.

Just tuned into the mackem match, wtf was that display even supposed to be? Howay Boro, do ir for @strawb.

That was my assumption like. Edit, aye, he is: The one I really can't stand on there is Biffo the Bear. Allegedly one of us but so far up the mackem's arseholes he's licking the cheyse off the back of their front teeth. Of course they all love him "Hey's alreyate fer a mag". Anyway, I see they are doing a flag display for the Boro match (derby match if they win). "This is Weardside". The amount of times they've had a go at us for using placca flags..... What I find funny is you know this is guaranteed to start them arguing about us and fighting amongst themselves. There's so many things they create to end up arguing amongst themselves, getting angry in the process. "Geordies think they invented flags!!!!". The only place I have ever heard that said is there. And then they actually feel the need to disprove this utter horseshit they have just made up themselves.

John Peel the Peeler.