Renton

Bit weird this is a YouTube, but reminds me of one of my all time favourite Viz cartoons (a one off I think), Zip O'Lightning. "Captain Fuckflaps"

Fourth presenter on The News Agents maybe?

Why haven't I seen this before? Can't see a May election unless there is a leadership challenge (in which case I expect Sunak to resign and fuck off). Not sure there is much precedence for a PM to call an early election knowing for certain he will lose it. Better hang on, fuck over the country some more, and hope for a miracle.

Obviously really pleased for you mate, actually cheered me up a bit. One of the problems with losing your employment is that you can't enjoy the break due to the stress of the situation. Maybe you've got a few days to do that now. Hope you have some redundancy to enjoy too. 👍

Just read this news. Told you so you absolute fanny.

Fingers on the cunt button.

Flipping Hec!

Just watched Starner on C4 news there. Sunak and Hunt were opposite completely ignoring him, Sunak was on his mobile. Disrespectful cunts, they've feathered their nests though and don't give a shit.

Didn't see it but listened to it. Sounded awful, I mean in a theatrical sense. Was embarassing. Staremer 's performance was okay.

Why am I listening to Hunt making bizarre personal attacks at Angela Rayner here? Honestly, it just makes me rage. Now he's shamefully stlen Labour's idea on Non Doms, claiming it was originally a policy from Nigel Lawson. Just fuck off Hunt you cunt.

And they haven't even shown 30p Lee.

They created a larger public debt due to furlough and dodgy PPE schemes. The public sector themselves weren't even furloughed and worked through covid. Brexit on the other hand is causing masses of red tape andis responsible for mass immigration from India and Africa.

I fucking love Maitlis like. In fact all of them - Sopell and Goodhall too - are a breath of fresh air.

How can he do that with the OBR looking over his shoulder? Also, people know public services are fucked and this would fuck them even more. Most people rely on at least one service. Still, this worries me a bit. Because a large section of people are cunts who wou;d throw the country to the dogs if they thought it would benefit them by a few quid.

Before anyone panicks Labour are only 9% ahead here, this is the BLUE WALL tracker.

See, I got here yersterday, I should be a politcal journalist.

Well aye, why are we paying a fee for our own player? His previous signing on fee will already be amortised surely. Anyway, I'll leave it to the bean counter nerds.

How do you amortise wage costs like? So-called accountants.

Quite. But perhaps bveing forced to put a border through our own country and have mandatory labelling on all food in the UK purely for EU benefit wasn't on anyone's radar. I never thought it would be this bad tbh.

This guy Femi makes an excellent point. We are now literally paying to protect the EU's sovereignty. This would be hilarious if it wasn't us being fucked over.

Whatevs. Your VEGAN wine then.

He did a furniture line too. Shatner knicker drawers.

Aye, let's not let an award winning chef with an interesting life story spoil your solo enjoyment of your VEGAN beer.

This is why it would be fun for the mackems to get promoted. Sheffield United currently on -50 GD. A reminder last year they finished 22 points ahead of the mackems.