Renton

Renton finally achieves misery nirvana 83793[/snapback] Clever, implying I'm happy because the team I support has been reduced to total shit. Are you happy with the situation then Wez? 83801[/snapback] Does that make SBTP Hove Avenger? 83850[/snapback] Aye, I think so. Btw it wasn't a hissy fit, alright you bastids?

Renton finally achieves misery nirvana 83793[/snapback] Clever, implying I'm happy because the team I support has been reduced to total shit. Are you happy with the situation then Wez? 83801[/snapback] Humour bypass tbh 83837[/snapback] Lack of appropriate smilie then - crucial in a comment like that - ask Gemmill.

I reckon Emre could have you aal ower. 83795[/snapback] My dibs are on Dyer tbh, if I can catch the bastid.

Renton finally achieves misery nirvana 83793[/snapback] Clever, implying I'm happy because the team I support has been reduced to total shit. Are you happy with the situation then Wez?

Well, Souness has got rid of all the cancer, and we're left with the yes men, so of course they're going to support him. The only thing that surprises me is that none of them have taken exception to Souness's constant harping that all the proper players are injured, so we should expect to get beaten because the replacements are basically shit. Still, for a player like Ramage who is getting a chance at this level he's not going to complain, is he? To be honest (in full!), the players, the manager, the coaching staff, the chairman, and the directors come out with no credit at the moment. I was reading something quite amusing in Solano's interview in the Mag last night. He said when things weren't going well for a team in South America, members of the public would challenge the players to a fight. Maybe we should try that.

I agree with that, but even under a moderate government it's dangerous. Look no further than Northern Ireland to see why - and they practically believe in the same thing! What's going to happen in the next generation when kids have been brainwashed to be evangelical christians, orthodox jews, or fundamental muslims!

Yes, he did in the main, and the conversations were more civil. He also visited an accelerated faith christian school in London where christianity is included in all subjects; for instance if you're studying physics then Jesus will be in every page of the text book. Scary stuff, especially considering Blair is actively encouraging faith schools like these, which can surely only lead to division and intolerance. Ian McEwan was also interviewed and made an excellent account of his personal beliefs.

NOOOooooooooooooooooooo! Bunch of bastids the lot of yous..... Anyway, as a fully fledged sandalista I'm not sure I'll fit in.

That's what I thought, although it has to be said it is almost impossible to rationally discuss things with nutters like them. 80624[/snapback] Like trying to discuss Newcastle United with you and Leazes Mag tbh. 80635[/snapback]

That's what I thought, although it has to be said it is almost impossible to rationally discuss things with nutters like them. Incidentally, the alternate point of view was aired straight after TROAE on More 4 in a documentary called "Dark enlightenment". I thought it was really shit. Seriously though, it was pretty crazy take on atheism as being the cause for all ills in our society, including virtually every war since the French revolution. To say it was unconvincing is an understatement.

Anyone see this last night? Very good again I thought.

Jesus wept! You put it there, didn't you?

Can I nominate this thread for Brown? Talking of which, has the Gold thread idea died a death or have we just had loads of rubbish threads since the last one got in?

The geezer I used to live next to was a bit of a nob. Anyway, I used to like pissing on his car door handle on the way back from the boozer on frosty nights, meaning he had a nice bit on my frozen piss to touch the next day. I thought about shitting on the bonnet but I was a bit worried about getting caught and getting done via DNA evidence. 78225[/snapback] Fucking hell......and he was only a bit of a nob? I'd hate to see what you did to someone you really took a dislike to you scruffy bastard. 78226[/snapback] Pissed up hi-jinx man, you of all people should be able to relate to that 78230[/snapback] DNA evidence from a turd?

You bastids have got to stop, everyone's wondering why I'm laughing like a loon!

Jesus wept!

He must be one hell of a friend. Reminds me of a time I was at a party and a girl was so pissed she threw up on herself, and then shat herself. Her friend cleared her up and got her to bed, the next morning nothing was mentioned - no-one knows if she remembered or not. You can imagine having crippling flashbacks to that incidence for the rest of your life.

I've been known to lay a few sheets on the seat in certain toilets. 78102[/snapback] Meaning sheets of toilet paper. I wasn't some pervert typing in a Mexican accent just then. 78105[/snapback] As for paper usage, it just depends, doesn't it - bollocks to this three wipes rule. Recently though for some reason I've been having a lot of paper savers, which is nice.

Very much so I'm afraid. He never did mention it again, although his farts smell like Popcorn, is that bad? 78053[/snapback] I'd imagine that was quite a good thing actually, especially if he gets wind in the cinema.

Sounds like his billirubin excretion is fucked. How is your mate now - still alive?

I live just down the road from Rennes-le-Chateau, one of the supposed hiding places of the Holy Grail. It's always full of tourists banging on about the 'mystical feel' of the place. Absolutely beautful views but the only thing that I'm mystified by is the prices in the book shop. 77438[/snapback] Doesn't sound like there's any mystery about those prices to me. You know, I wouldn't mind coming up with some religious bollocks about some site or other and open it as a tourist attraction, charging an entrance fee and having a book shop, of course. License to print money.

He's talking about The Marian Conspiracy, I was taking the piss, or have I been whooshed? 77426[/snapback] No, I'm just talking shit through not reading properly. I actually thought he really was talking about the Bible.

I've never noticed the Bible on airport bookshelves... 77409[/snapback] I thought he was talking about the Da Vinci code....

It was called St Anselms when I was there, affectionately known as "the Slums". I actually did OK and left with very good grades, but there are loads of people I know who left with bugger all and are bitter about it. I got an A at O level RE for writing essays about how good God was, and memorising a Mark's Gospel off by heart.

I went to the same school as SLP, over 10 years earlier. If he'd said that when I was there he would have been expelled, after being caned. I'm not joking.