Renton

She was only the fishmonger's daughter So she lay on the slab and said fillet Regarding fish though, I have heard there are ways.

It was no Splash. 133977[/snapback] Splash? Featuring a FILF?

Houston is the fat capital of the world. And San Francisco is the gay capital. Looks like Gemmill's going to have a nice break.

Bachelor party was tops.

Whereabouts you going? 133909[/snapback] San Francisco no doubt.

Ahhh. I fancied her on screen daughter. Gemmill had a thing for Beppe though so I hear. 133898[/snapback] Failed diversionary tactics, Autumn Boy! 133899[/snapback] Is Autumn boy the same as Fall guy?

Ahhh. I fancied her on screen daughter. Gemmill had a thing for Beppe though so I hear.

And the bird who ran the Italian restaurant in Albert Square. 133885[/snapback] Aye. Stunning back in the day her like. Think I saw her on a very old episode of Doctor Who? 133890[/snapback] The one who had a badger on her head or the one that was perfect bank material?

J-J-J-Jiiiiiiive Bunny! Come on everybody, c-c-come on everybody! 133878[/snapback] And how gay is that? Practically wearing pink hot pants tbh. Anyway, stop derailing threads with your obsessiveness! Get back on topic.

Giving the month would have been his best option. Or just "later in the year". When you start talking seasons it sets the gaydar off tbh. 133867[/snapback] You reckon? 133868[/snapback] Without question! 133870[/snapback] Only gays have gaydar you gay.

Didn't you see Erasure recently you old mincer? 133851[/snapback] Even the way you described when you're going to see Shakespeare was bent though. "In late Autumn"!?!? Tell us how the trees will be looking, you old queen. And I went to Erasure under duress btw. A painful, painful experience. 133860[/snapback] How is saying late Autumn gay? You read so much into everything, you're obsessed! Btw, I went to see Erasure after my then GIRL FRIEND won tickets for them on Metro. Enjoyed the show though.

Didn't you see Erasure recently you old mincer?

Doodley squat? Diddly squat shirley? tbs tbs 133762[/snapback] Alex is clearly as Star Trek fan tbh 133803[/snapback] That's Renton I used to quite like the old series wth Kirk, Scottie, Spock et al. The new stuff is cack. 133806[/snapback] No, just though the Next Generation was a reasonable series, that's all. And I'm going to see Patrick Stewart in the Tempest if that makes me a fan. I have to stay Star Wars is easily the most hyped series of films ever, and indeed this is taking the piss. Seems a geek and his money are easily parted. 133832[/snapback] RSC at Newcastle? I saw Bergerac playing Octavius Caesar in 'Antony and Cleopatra' at the Theatre Royal years ago. 133839[/snapback] Yeah, in late Autumn I think. Tbh Shakespeare sometimes bores the shit out of me but I'm dead cultured like.

Doodley squat? Diddly squat shirley? tbs tbs 133762[/snapback] Alex is clearly as Star Trek fan tbh 133803[/snapback] That's Renton I used to quite like the old series wth Kirk, Scottie, Spock et al. The new stuff is cack. 133806[/snapback] No, just though the Next Generation was a reasonable series, that's all. And I'm going to see Patrick Stewart in the Tempest if that makes me a fan. I have to stay Star Wars is easily the most hyped series of films ever, and indeed this is taking the piss. Seems a geek and his money are easily parted.

A proper fan like us wouldn't piss off on holiday during the footie season!

This thread has seriously turned to shit. Anyone else got a decent puzzle?

Already been said. You am lose or whatever.

At the speed of light? Which airline are you using? 133432[/snapback] KLM. Ok, speed of sound. I'll call her a bitch instead and see if she hears me. Just as well you pointed that out, as I don't think my "You can't possibly have witnesses, I was invisible" defence would have stood up in court, on reflection. 133439[/snapback] If you travel faster than the speed of sound, everything you say comes out backwards. That's why Concorde crashed: FACT.

Is Andy going to solve all these problems or what? He's been typing for yonks now.

It's a glandular problem, allegedly.

You'd be fine, as they aren't much denser than air, which is why they "float". The net wouldn't have to be strong, but it'd have to be big.

Matteus Rose if you're as classless as Gemmill.

The only one I can think of too. That and fish, I suppose.

There's always one, isn't there? Here we are having a nice cnversation about how many 5 year olds you could murder in combat, and you have to lower the tone.

Am I still in my car? 133371[/snapback] No. Unarmed combat, to the death. 133378[/snapback] 230 all at once? They'd swarm you man. You'd be dead in minutes. I reckon anything above 20 and it could start to become unmanageable. 133381[/snapback] This was the topic of a superb thread I read once - it went on for 100s of pages. I would use one of them as a weapon, and run a lot. Eventually you'd succumb to exhaustion though.