Renton

Perhaps he cant afford to tbh. 134742[/snapback] As UM is fond of telling us, we paid him quite a bit in compensation. £2million I think, but I could be wrong. He should be taking it easy really. 134764[/snapback] I think work keeps him going..... (like most older people...) 134778[/snapback] Let him become a packer at Sainsburys.

These boots aren't the ones we wanted son. He's shite, simple as. I couldn't believe how fickle the fans were against Chelsea, actually getting behind him if he did anything remotely right. He was still shite imo, and the 8 million price tag from Rangers is just taking the piss. 134766[/snapback] And here's me thinking we were just getting behind everyone on the park. 134776[/snapback] I get behind the team, and never boo. But some people seem to think it's acceptable to boo Boumsong one minute, and boom him the next! Hypocrites. Does anyone really believe the crowd can improve his confidence and make him a decent player? I don't want him at the club - he's a liability who will cost us games.

These boots aren't the ones we wanted son. He's shite, simple as. I couldn't believe how fickle the fans were against Chelsea, actually getting behind him if he did anything remotely right. He was still shite imo, and the 8 million price tag from Rangers is just taking the piss.

He's something like 74 is he not? Not that old by today's standards. Too old to work in footie management though.

There's definalty something fishy about it. Coat please. 134069[/snapback] Oh cod not another fish association thread.

Erm no, I don't. I simply find the concept that sailors (or pirates even) would tie up and rape a dolphin quite funny. I know this is not reality, and just to make it perfectly clear, I would never condone such actions in real life, nor want to see it. Maybe it is you that has a problem here?

Amusing would be a better adjective than objectionable though. 134035[/snapback] .. no it wouldn't... it would be the opposite of what I was trying to elude to i.e. that you find that mental image... satisfactory... enjoyable even. 134055[/snapback] And your point is?

Could you "tp" a female dolphin.... 134043[/snapback] "tp"?? What are you on about, you sick sick man? 134047[/snapback] Too much porn..... I think I've plumbed new depths with talk of dolphin orgies. Btw, I saw a documentary on dolphins the other day and they're all sluts as a matter of fact. They have sex and multiple partners for pleasure.

Could you "tp" a female dolphin....

Well I'm not the psycholoigist am I? Amusing would be a better adjective than objectionable though.

RIP Freddy. Mind, I'm now having images of randy sailors raping dolphins tied to their masts. Oooo arrrr.

Here, by the sound of it, you weigh over 15 stone! You're 6 foot 4 and you've admitted in the past to being a bloater. I bet you're a proper little waddler. 134003[/snapback] I'm overweight, but I admit it. I'm not 6'4'' though. 6' and about 14 1/2 stone, planning to lose a stone still.

I heard that story about a variety of big fish. And that their movement as they were dying "helped". I'm sure mermaids have human minges though, somehow. 133996[/snapback] Dolphins aren't fish 133998[/snapback] I know. ANd regarding Freddy, iirc the court decided that a dolphin's penis has a variety of non-sexual purposes, hence the diver was let off.

I heard that story about a variety of big fish. And that their movement as they were dying "helped". I'm sure mermaids have human minges though, somehow.

How the fuck can anyone be a "svelte 15 stoner"?

She was only the fishmonger's daughter So she lay on the slab and said fillet Regarding fish though, I have heard there are ways.

It was no Splash. 133977[/snapback] Splash? Featuring a FILF?

Houston is the fat capital of the world. And San Francisco is the gay capital. Looks like Gemmill's going to have a nice break.

Bachelor party was tops.

Whereabouts you going? 133909[/snapback] San Francisco no doubt.

Ahhh. I fancied her on screen daughter. Gemmill had a thing for Beppe though so I hear. 133898[/snapback] Failed diversionary tactics, Autumn Boy! 133899[/snapback] Is Autumn boy the same as Fall guy?

Ahhh. I fancied her on screen daughter. Gemmill had a thing for Beppe though so I hear.

And the bird who ran the Italian restaurant in Albert Square. 133885[/snapback] Aye. Stunning back in the day her like. Think I saw her on a very old episode of Doctor Who? 133890[/snapback] The one who had a badger on her head or the one that was perfect bank material?

J-J-J-Jiiiiiiive Bunny! Come on everybody, c-c-come on everybody! 133878[/snapback] And how gay is that? Practically wearing pink hot pants tbh. Anyway, stop derailing threads with your obsessiveness! Get back on topic.

Giving the month would have been his best option. Or just "later in the year". When you start talking seasons it sets the gaydar off tbh. 133867[/snapback] You reckon? 133868[/snapback] Without question! 133870[/snapback] Only gays have gaydar you gay.