Renton

Chelsea have completely fucked up the premier league in a way that ManU have never done. At least ManU got where they were on merit - even if it was mainly based on successful marketing. But now, with Chelsea being able to buy any player they like for any sum of money, the premiership has become utterly predictable and boring. Manu don't have a cat in hells chance of winning the PL this year btw, or next, or the year after. Not until Abromovic fucks off basically.

Why do you think that? Why would he stay at a club that never wins anything?

At least he talked about us on TalkShite yesterday. I still think he's too much of a luxury for us at the moment though - he will never play more than 50% of games in a season. I hope he has a good world cup and we get our money back.

Just 17? As it happens we might be able to pair you up with a nice 17 year old lass from Durham. HB!

Is it just me, or does that feat not sound that impressive? Well, I mean knocking one off every 40 minutes for a full day is quite impressive, but a world record?

Dont listen to that fool I read his txts the other week, and believe me, your lasses txts are very very verytame in comparison to what was on his mobile. If you feel strongly enough, and its playing on ya mind, then tell her you have read it and ask her what it means. Give her the chance to explain 1st, you will know if her explanation is plausible or not. If it sounds like a load of rubbish then ask her what is really going on. But give her the benefit of the doubt 1st, and then tell her how you feel about this guy, least then you two can sort it together. If she loves you she will want to sort it out as she wont want you to be feeling bad. 115146[/snapback] Ignore her, she knaaas nowt, in fact shes just narked cos I wouldnt go round and help her fix her loft. 115148[/snapback] I live in a ground floor flat ya knacker 115151[/snapback] I think he knows that. Did you read the Munroe transfer thread?

I bought an Ixus 400 about 2 and a 1/2 years ago. Not exactly the same but probably similar. It's been brilliant - good solid build and excellent lens, and very easy to use. The 55 has slightly improved specs and is even smaller I believe, I would get myself one if I didn't already have the 400. So yeah, I'd go for it.

I've learnt my addictive personality has now manifested itself as spamming on the internet when I should know better.

Aye i was surprised to see Sned say that... 114647[/snapback] Me too. Thought it was a bit daft to suggest an issue like that had anything to do with me posting on here at all tbh. Ah well. 114707[/snapback] Especially when everyone knows you hate it because you are gay 114793[/snapback] 114884[/snapback] You can always tell when someone says something about Gemmill that's true because he just posts a smilie.

An online Pimping service. There's a market there somewhere. 114889[/snapback] still got the bit of paper somewhere as well 114897[/snapback] Keep it, it'll be worth a fortune as a piece of online history one day.

What's wrong with here like? Eh?

The tip of a poo poking its head out? Aye, it is.

Is that a genuine comic or a spoof? It can't be real can it?

I see Gol's voted.

Wasn't Julio Arca incapacitated by a jelly fish sting a couple of years ago. Bunch of losers tbh.

tbs tbs

My favourite CV for a job at my place had the line "I am good at killing rats". He meant for laboratory research purposes, which is irrelevant to what we do anyway. Later in the CV he said he was willing to work up to 30 miles from London. Not good when you're applying for a job in Newcastle.

Most jobs do application forms nowadays though, don't they? I don't mind the standard ones, but some are horrible. Plus, I hate hand-writing them.

Does it work with Word or is it stand alone. How much is it?

Always a good idea to tailor your CV specifically to the job you're after as well. If anyone has any good links to sites giving advice, I'd appreciate it as well because I am updating my CV too.

Prove it... 'cause if you can't, I want the blame... 114696[/snapback] I'm Claudius! 114708[/snapback] No, I'm Claudius. Etc, repeat to fade.

Aye, normal people conduct interviews on websites with themselves all the time. 114657[/snapback] I missed this. Can anyone give me a brief synopsis or linky? Did he put (laughs) in the interview? 114663[/snapback] JWTBQF 114665[/snapback] I know I'm a bit late here but Jesus Wept!

Bee stings tbh.

Aye, normal people conduct interviews on websites with themselves all the time. 114657[/snapback] I missed this. Can anyone give me a brief synopsis or linky? Did he put (laughs) in the interview?

And that thread started by someone who registered this morning confirms what exactly? FFS! 114634[/snapback] whoever it is is a bastid of the highest order, hes put back all the good work done by proper fans by months even years, at this rate we're stuck with either Steve Bruce or Jimmy Nail. Shepherds going to go apeshit when he hears this. Black day I tell you black day. 114635[/snapback] And don't forget all the toon fans who will have given up their jobs upon hearing Hitzfeld was at the match. Shame on whoever!