Renton

Still leaves theoretical scope for SLP's 'Running Man' scenario tbh. 115315[/snapback] Well spotted by the solicitor!

We're not much better; we just have a penchant for buying shit.

I'm not sure if they're the rules. Better check with Isegrim.

Bollocks. I may be in the minority, but I have no problem with ManU, at least the genuine fans. They have arguably the best away following going. All right, they have a lot of glory hunters, but look around Tyneside today and you will see a lot of kids wearing Chelsea shirts ffs! I despise Sunderland, Everton, Chelsea, Spurs, Birmingham, and Citeh all far more than ManU. And Rangers. 115281[/snapback] Merchandise Utd tbh. Couldnt give a rats fuck if Chelsea are bankrolled by Abramovich-having one very rich benefactor with no traditional link to your club is no different to having hundreds of thousands of home-counties-merchandise-buying-benefactors with no traditional link to your club. Just gutted they've been outspent for the last few years; fact of the matter is they've been able to outspend everyone else for years before that. My heart bleeds tbh. 115298[/snapback] I think there's a difference like, but hairy muff.

Maybe we could sign them both? N-O supa-exclusive, laaa laaa laaaa

"We've got our trophy back!" The second that fucking arrogant song started ringing out you'd be very sorry you said what you just did. 115285[/snapback] At the end of the day it's like Alex says, Hobson's choice. Obviously it's worse for you living in Manc land, but Chelsea? Howay man, arrogant yuppy cockney bellends.

Bollocks. I may be in the minority, but I have no problem with ManU, at least the genuine fans. They have arguably the best away following going. All right, they have a lot of glory hunters, but look around Tyneside today and you will see a lot of kids wearing Chelsea shirts ffs! I despise Sunderland, Everton, Chelsea, Spurs, Birmingham, and Citeh all far more than ManU. And Rangers.

Chelsea have completely fucked up the premier league in a way that ManU have never done. At least ManU got where they were on merit - even if it was mainly based on successful marketing. But now, with Chelsea being able to buy any player they like for any sum of money, the premiership has become utterly predictable and boring. Manu don't have a cat in hells chance of winning the PL this year btw, or next, or the year after. Not until Abromovic fucks off basically.

Why do you think that? Why would he stay at a club that never wins anything?

At least he talked about us on TalkShite yesterday. I still think he's too much of a luxury for us at the moment though - he will never play more than 50% of games in a season. I hope he has a good world cup and we get our money back.

Just 17? As it happens we might be able to pair you up with a nice 17 year old lass from Durham. HB!

Is it just me, or does that feat not sound that impressive? Well, I mean knocking one off every 40 minutes for a full day is quite impressive, but a world record?

Dont listen to that fool I read his txts the other week, and believe me, your lasses txts are very very verytame in comparison to what was on his mobile. If you feel strongly enough, and its playing on ya mind, then tell her you have read it and ask her what it means. Give her the chance to explain 1st, you will know if her explanation is plausible or not. If it sounds like a load of rubbish then ask her what is really going on. But give her the benefit of the doubt 1st, and then tell her how you feel about this guy, least then you two can sort it together. If she loves you she will want to sort it out as she wont want you to be feeling bad. 115146[/snapback] Ignore her, she knaaas nowt, in fact shes just narked cos I wouldnt go round and help her fix her loft. 115148[/snapback] I live in a ground floor flat ya knacker 115151[/snapback] I think he knows that. Did you read the Munroe transfer thread?

I bought an Ixus 400 about 2 and a 1/2 years ago. Not exactly the same but probably similar. It's been brilliant - good solid build and excellent lens, and very easy to use. The 55 has slightly improved specs and is even smaller I believe, I would get myself one if I didn't already have the 400. So yeah, I'd go for it.

I've learnt my addictive personality has now manifested itself as spamming on the internet when I should know better.

Aye i was surprised to see Sned say that... 114647[/snapback] Me too. Thought it was a bit daft to suggest an issue like that had anything to do with me posting on here at all tbh. Ah well. 114707[/snapback] Especially when everyone knows you hate it because you are gay 114793[/snapback] 114884[/snapback] You can always tell when someone says something about Gemmill that's true because he just posts a smilie.

An online Pimping service. There's a market there somewhere. 114889[/snapback] still got the bit of paper somewhere as well 114897[/snapback] Keep it, it'll be worth a fortune as a piece of online history one day.

What's wrong with here like? Eh?

The tip of a poo poking its head out? Aye, it is.

Is that a genuine comic or a spoof? It can't be real can it?

I see Gol's voted.

Wasn't Julio Arca incapacitated by a jelly fish sting a couple of years ago. Bunch of losers tbh.

tbs tbs

My favourite CV for a job at my place had the line "I am good at killing rats". He meant for laboratory research purposes, which is irrelevant to what we do anyway. Later in the CV he said he was willing to work up to 30 miles from London. Not good when you're applying for a job in Newcastle.

Most jobs do application forms nowadays though, don't they? I don't mind the standard ones, but some are horrible. Plus, I hate hand-writing them.