Renton

Ahhh feck. I've changed my mind. He's mid-championship standard at best.

Almiron not Almirgone. Good, I love this lad unlike may of you ingrates. Hope he gets a move he actually wants in the summer.

It's a real head scratcher to me why the mysterious Saudi cabal bribe match officials, players, and managers every week but never try to bribe UEFA officials behind the FFP rules? I guess it's just the long track record of supreme integrity held by these officials of UEFA and FIFA that stop them?

Well, if pissing in the countryside is a crime I'm Lex Luther combined with the Kray twins. I eman ffs, where's the harm? What about various animals that piss everywhere, should we not fine them too. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/jan/29/english-council-littering-fines-peeing-in-countryside-dacorum-hertfordshire

Doing the maths here, 20 years on your mortgage, first job was paid at £1.50 an hour. Christ, being a fluffer was poorly paid back in 90s.

By tomorrow if he's got a house in Stanley.

He's a regular first teamer now. He deserves at least this. I hope we have tied him in for as long as possible too.

Bit unfair, he probably just pops down to Beamish for his peaky blinder hair do. On second thoughts, maybe you're right.

The model. Tbf to the club, I don't think they really ever promoted the model. Seems to be a thing purely imagined by the MLF's of the SMB.

There you go HMHM, another life hack. Offer free shipping on your stall. Hand the shirt over and say "There you go mate".

You've not got much to lose I guess. There's a few stores that sell mainly NUFC memorabilia, can't say I've seen any selling footy shirts mind. There's a carpark on the west side, might be 80p an hour, you'd need to get there early I think. There's toilets open on market days at 20 pence a piss (or shit if you are inclined). Also a bar with a toilet. If you do pitch up, good chance I'll spot you and say something ridiculous like "How man, is that Howmanheyman? Hey man, fancy seeing you here".

Yeah, but he still would have had a mocha latte and smashed avocado on toast afterwards.

This is an odd one. Foreman earned £73k after tax. Can't afford £24k p.a. on his mortgage? Today, if you buy a fiarly average house in many areas for say 350 - 400k, you will be paying more than £2k a month on your mortgage. So he's effectively admitting he can't budget to buy an average house on his ministerial salary? Shows how much the tories have fucked up the economy.

I knarr man. You still make me laugh when you talk about being on the blob. :

Hmmm. so you want plenty of flexibility, be you own boss? Have you considered getting a job as a driving instructor HMHM?

Well, with having very little knowledge about your situation, I'd not bring it up. Get your foot in the door, prove your worth, and then be more honest. "Honesty is the best policy" is for mugs like ourselves. In my job now, I've found it's the Billy Bulshitters that rise to the top, like one of CT's gassy turds. Not saying you should do that, but no harm in protecting yourself.

Sorry to hear this. On the positives, you seem to be interviewing well, on the negatives, obviously you've not been successful yet. Good luck for the remaining call. Could just be a number game, keep plugging away. Why is your wife's disability an issue at all? Is it because it prevents you working certain work patterns? Honestly, unless this is the case, I wouldn't bring it up, it's none of their business. Have you thought about retraining/education? Sounds like it might be particularly benefifical to wfh given your family's needs? It's never too late. Or perhaps join MF on the convoy, if this offers enough flexibility?

Most likely somewhere like Morcambe if his "progression" is anything like I'm hearing.

Another bizarre thread on the SMB about us. If you can translate the gibberishness of the title, you'll see it's purely a thread designed to talk about how how we've won fuck all and Bobby being a county Durham lad. Apparently it makes more sense for them to have a statue for Dick Advocaat than for us to have one for Robson? Despite me being a scholar of mackem logic, this has thrown me a bit.

Quayside and Ouseburn Shirley, especially given your hotel location. Fuck the boxing man.

Went for a nice walk around Seaton Delavel Hall this afternoon. Is this tree related to @Christmas Tree ?

Great save. I think you may have got away with it.

This is me. I've got more to say but am I fuck wasting my time on here on weekend day. Tune in tomorrow. 👍