Renton

Yeah, yeah, I know, HS2, only of interest to a train geek like me. What a missed opportunity though. Now fare prices will increase and people will be actively incentivised not to travel by train but switch to car or air. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/jul/29/hs2-costs-rishi-sunak-chief-executive

It's cycle science. 👍 Well I presume that's what you lot are chuntering on about and why Wykiki is on the vinegar strokes, its hard to tell for us workers.

Canny difference between herbivore and carnivore shit though isn't there? Also it's the fact that dog shit is small that means you can easily stand in it. Dog shit can spread disease and parasites that can kill or blind you. Horse shit, not so much. Not to mention dogs outnumber horses several hundred to one. You want an argument, I'm up for an argument. 👍

Over 2 years but canny enough. They deserve it.

I need some reading material for hols but this sounds like too much work. Plus I bet the books do not feature Rebecca Ferguson's arse.

"I will not lead it" She makes it sound like it is a viable option. No, Suella, you will not lead it because even your own party recognises you are an obnoxious unelectable fruitcake who probaly can't get more than two nominations. Don't worry though, your (one of many) arch enemies Badenoch is in the race and she is nearly as disgusting and insane as you. Fingers crossed she wins it.

Hey, I recommended this months before Gemmill did. And for the record, Gemmill was also about 2 years late with his recommendations on "Maid". I didn't say anything cos I'm a modest kind of guy, but please do not thank the Gemmill.

Anyone watching the Bear S3? Really struggling with this. Yes, I appreciate its supposed to be all angsty and arty, but it boring me to death and I am beginning to fucking hate each and every one of the characters. Unlikely to finish it. The show has had some brilliant moments, but overall I do not understand the hype about it at all or the high IMDB marks. Emperor's new clothes iyam.

Mackem haiku is shit.

Kicking someone in the head with size 10 boots on is fucking stupid. Can easily cause brain damage, death, huge ongoing medical and litigation issues. Should have kicked him in the nuts.

PL and mates have made the BBC national news there as some paddle boarders off the coast of Poole met a pod of dolphins. Hit the jackpot they said apparently. I can see dolphins off the coast of North Tyneside most days. Hardly newsworthy. And we have seals. Don't know why, but their numbers of dolphins have massively increased in recent years. They're plotting something the flipper fuckers.

Like that will stop him.

Was supposed to co-host Joey fucking Barton until he was arrested. What a fucked up World we live in.

Just watched it. I love the Olympics for watching sports you wouldn't normally. Couldn't normally tell a good dive from a slightly less good one. But the last Australian dive. Fliling all over completely out os synch. I'll volunteer to lick the salty tears of despair off the ozzie lass's faces.

Is thus a deep fake? Wasn't reported on the news there, just said he took the piss out of Harris's name. I can't quite believe what I'm seeing. Feels like civil war is coming to the states one way or another.

London 2012 opening ceremony was class tbh. And you know how much I love to hate the UK and love Europe... but.... Just switched on for a few minutes. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? Honestly, Glasgow's commonwealth games were better with the dancing Tunnocks cakes. This is fucking shite.

Shades of Gemmill iyam.

I am praying here Trump is fucked. He either mutes himself and looks weak, or he exposes himself and turns off the vital swing voters. I think lots of people would really struggle to have voted for Biden (me included if I lived there) but will fall in line with Harris if she perfroms well. May I just take the opportuinity to say what an utter loathsome shit head Vance is. Honestly dislike him more than Trump even. Definitely a handicap for the orange clown. US politics is fascinating at the moment and will provide my fix in Autumn as politics turns boring here.

Really not sure about that like but whatever floats your boat. "M16 me up bay". God I had forgotten what a crazy bitch she was. Arguably though she set up the US for the insanity to come.

It definitely does like. Maybe the GP couldn't face your hoop and went straight to the biochemistry.

It's a needlessly selfish mode of suicide. I know you probably wouldn't be thinking straight, but surely you would consider your effect on the driver and passengers? Or maybe if you're that desperate not I guess, because you're not thinking of your friends or family either. Another one I don't get is paracetamol poisoning. Very common. Often you've woken up from the alcohol you've combined it with, it's too late. You've committed yourself to a relatively slow agonising death as your liver necroses and your body shuts down. Many people, probably most, are remorseful at this stage. Can't think of much worse. If I were doing it I'd overdose on opioids like. Either you will die unconscious or if it fails you will survive undamaged. Worries me I have thought about this as much as I have tbh.....

Aye, it's fine now. Piss as clear as a mountain stream. I was dreading the old finger up the bum, a camera up your jap's eye is a new level of torment!

Is there a better fight scene in film history than the bride vs the crazy 88? This is insane. "This is what you get for fucking around with yakuzas. Go home to your mother".

Using my first night alone to watch Kill Bill 1 and 2 double bill, probably for the first time in 10 years. The films themselves are 21 years old now. They are fucking brilliant though. They just don't make films as good as this nowadays. Tarantino is easily my favourite director even if his work is as rare as rocking horse shit.