Renton

Unelected PM with a foreign secretrary in the House of Lords!

"Chemtrails" btw. Where the hell is Parky when you need him. Here's a photo of the dastardly RAF in WW2 not going out to bomb Fritz, no, but even then spraying us with chemical for <insert reason here>.

Aye, thicker than whale spunk. Maybe if she saved money on her blue tick and actually worked instead of doing all this "research" and posting shit on the internet she could afford to look after her kids properly. Christ, imagine being married to her?

She has four kids. Her husband earns 75k a year (that's 53k after tax) but she sends 2 of the kids (fuck knows about the other 2) to a private school for 15k each a year. So she spends more than half her husband's salary on private schools? What about her mortgage? This is clearly unsustainable, whatever VAT LAbour are going to add. Spare me the fucking boo hoos and move house to somewhere with better state education if the local schools aren't good enough for you. The following paragraph where she bemoans her neighbours spending all their money on booze, takeaways and lottery tickets. Any residual empathy I might have had for her is gone. Fuck off you welly fannied Karen.

Not to mention was it just a few months ago they were fewming for not getting selected for the Euro bid?

This amuses me. Their seats hav turned pink again. Not sure the frat boy will be able to get away with the same grift again getting the fans to do it for a Kingsfood hotdog in a burger bun.

Fish life hack If you're using your enema syringe, make sure you give it a good wash out first. 👍

It's a genuine treatment option. I remember it from yonks ago when I wrote NHS guidelines on impacted ear wax. Can't remember the efficacy data off hand though! Here is the advice:

Considered ear candles?

Is this a DIY thing? I don't think I've ever had it done before but also think my hearing is pretty much fine.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. Ahh fuck man.

Too late.

Yep. Loads of people were just in the (30 mins faster from Manchester or Leeds camp) but it would have revolutionised transport across the country to Birmingham as well (time and capacity). Oh well. even if it had gone ahead I guess I would have been retired before it came into service, so I say fuck the younger generation (not really).

Honestly mate, as much as we all love him, I wouldn't listen to a word he says about cooking, let alone medical things. Sorry to hear this like. Ears are canny delicate and can get fucked up by infections and the like. I once flew back from the states and got off the plane to find I had lost my sense of balance. Was really distressing, it was like being very drunk most the time, and this lasted several months before resolving itself. You may get better just with more time. Otherwise you may need a hearing aid to match your geps.

I had a colleague who got his dream job as a GP in the Cayman islands in the mid 2000s. Moved his family there, then Hurricane Ivan struck, scoured the islands of nearly all habitation. Came back to the UK a month later. Mind, the 99 mph recorded at Alnwick moor last night puts it in the range of a category 2 hurricane. I guess this was a gust and not sustained wind though.

I'm going to have to use these for windy nights like these. It's part the noise but part the anxiety it brings. I'm within earshot of the sea and a park with trees (two of which are very much threatening to fall on my house but the council will do fuck all). The record UK winds were in Northumberland again yesterday (99 mph), however, unlike Arwen when I woke up to see a few houses no longer had roofs, didn't see any significant damage this morning. Without a doubt in my mind we are witnessing the effects of climate change, never used to have this many storms of this severity.

Is knackered a mood? The noise from Isha was unbelievable last night, peaking at 2 to 3. Was like being in a tornado for 4 hours. Fucking hate wind like this.

Saltburn on prime is well worth a watch. That dopey lad from The banshees of Inishirin is the protagonist. Some very uncomfortable viewing. I wish I was born a toff.

Had a spare hour this afternoon so I sat down to watch "American Nightmare" on Netflix. It's a mini docuseries about a kidnapping in California. Ended up watching all 3 episodes and being pissed off with the ending. America is strange.

Older you get, the more that equation shifts to NO unfortunately. Still, if you can manage a Chinese takeaway you can't be too bad.

@Alex is your man in Greece (before kids mind, so maybe some of those roads have been tarmacked by now).

Alright then, to put it another way this is the longest the club has been Keeganless since 1982.

15 years later.... Sombreing to think more time has elapsed now since the second managerial coming of Keegan than the time between the first or second, or the time between him being a player and a manager of course.

I'd feel more comfortable about us losing the ability to manufacture virgin steel if we were part of a pan-european union rather than an isolated Billy no mates island mind. Net zero set by country is bollocks too. Importing high quality steel will clearly have a worse effect than if we made our own. Net zero should be measured as much on consumption as production.

Fucking stalker.