Renton

Bye bye Leeds. Utter shit from them, imagine getting hammered by the hammers.

Is their any presenter from my childhood that hasn't been revealed as a nonce? It's incredible some of the nostalgia these boomers have for the past, everything was just swept under the carpet. I guess being groomed and abused and complaining about it is just woke.

More like it'll be from the Gemaster, "Erverton are safe this season lads" . Then they lose 6 on the bounce and are relegated. I sometimes ponder only CT is wronger than Gemmill, must be something in the Boldon water?

Right, was late to this and just seen Leeds goal, from a throw in ffs. I'm off the fence now and want them down. No time for shit like that in this league.

Just finished the Rings of Power. As much as a geek as I am, the Silmarillion was too much for me and I couldn't get into it. So I don't know if tRoP is accurate to source material but I enjoyed it a lot more than its poor IMDB ratings suggest. Looking forward to S2. Started watching Silo on Apple. Episode 1 was great. Love good Sci fi like this.

It's a bit shit. Feels like a different sport to what NUFC are currently playing.

I reckon if Leeds don't get the 3 points today, they're down. Both Leeds and Everton should win their last game at home.

I might add Also might add, it's not entirely impossible @Gemmill could be correct on both Everton and the 66 point thing here. A bit like Allerdyce getting credit with Leeds, I see this as an existential threat to the Universe with his head swelling to astronomical size.

WHU equalise, Gemmill earning his scouse commission here.

I guess it's win win with one of these teams going down. If Leeds survive it then they are fucked next year if they keep Allerdyce anyway, and it won't be fucked in any remotely enjoyable way. But we'll have to put up with some nauseating crap from the old guard. You'd fancy Everton to come straight back up in normal times with Dyche in charge, but financially they're on very shaky ground and they could be fucked long term. It's ficking fantastic to enjoy this from position now regardless.

Typo, meant news. It is a spoof though?

E-Sunderland is a spoof new site run by an nufc fan I think. But the fact its not possible to tell this tells its own story.

One quick Google search later....

Mowbray babies?!

But still, surely we're a better bet for third? We equal what they do, we stay above them. We both play Chelsea, and the state of Leicester it's difficult to imagine a more probable win on Monday. Also ManU games are much closer together. I'll be (mildly) disappointed if we don't get third now rbh.

Why are we below ManU? Anyway, thank fuck for that, need a piss now.

Of extra time.

Get moi? They're not fucking French mate.

You've confused the Universe. It'll probably settle for a draw which is fine. 👍

Too fucking late now Gemmill. We want Leeds relegated.

Come on you beige bastards! Always lovwd Birmingham, lovely welcoming city.

I have no idea wtf this means beyond the the first two letters but fyi ateod I'm fucking offended anyway, iyswim. How fucking dare you. Imho I've no doubt you'll abuse your mod powers on me as well now. Disgusting tbh. Back on track. Mackems are cunts.

Wtaf?