Renton

It's offended Wykiki's middle class sensibilities. It was canny ground breaking at the time tbf and has one of the best ever theme tunes.

And they say we're needy.

The state of Parliament. It's fairly obvious Cleverly is a lying cunt here, and anyway admits to randomly calling a colleague a "shit" which frankly is not normal in any other work place, but according to the deputy speaker it's Cunningham that is in the wrong for suggesting Cleverly is not telling the truth? What a fucking pile of shite. Burn Parliament down with the tory fuckers still in it.

Take Chris Rigg (who's an NUFC fan incidentally), very impressive apparently but fucking hell, Miley has just played a full match against Chelsea in the premiership and is less than a year older. As for Jobe Bellingham, honestly, they think his surname is worth £60 million. Fucking mental.

This came up in my YouTube feed for some reason. 3 grand sounds about right. The review here paints the picture the hotel is a 5 star delapidated shit hole with dirty rooms and no running hot water. Plus you might meet Trump. Lucky escape.

Tbf, Keith, who is a moderator , is a different breed even by their standards. Makes this lad look like Einstein.

Oh Keith.

They're fucking tapped man. None of them seem capable of understanding that there is a huge gap between the championship and Premier league. Most rate Clarke higher than Gordon. Both in ability and value. They're about the same age I think. Gordon has played nearly 100 PL games. Clarke has played **checks notes** - none. Mind, could we bring Toney back here as a mentor to Tonali?

I hope we smash the cunts next Saturday. Again.

Apart from the fact this never happened, the fucking nerve of them to accuse Newcastle fans of believing in conspiracies!

Some goal that, potential goal of the season.

Detest the Dutch cone headed twat and obviously it's better for Nufc for Everton to win, but I really want them relegated this year. A draw is the logical result here, with both teams playing shite.

Turns out the cash rich Chelsea lads are more prone to the brown money bags than skint Bournemouth were. Ruined my weekend this news.

What app tells you where the metros are?

Urghhh. Developed terrible toothache yesterday, I pay private so saw the dentist this morning and if I was in pain when I went in I was in agony by the time I left after he had done whatever the fuck he was doing to my teeth. They've been "varnished" which should help the pain settle down apparently but I might need my crown replaced with a root canal which sounds fun. Anyway, I am zonked out now on my mum's codeine stash and making repeated mistakes in my work. And I've just now noticed a fraudulent transaction on my credit card I need to deal with. This happens all the fucking time with Barclaycard, anybody else suffered this?

True, I know countless anecdotes like this. I think private schooling would bebetter but no doubt the competition for places is high. And I assume Meenzer would need a PGCE. I had assumed these would be free from fees but this is tory Britain so..... no.

You're in an excellent location workwise, good access to London and the home county new towns. Take your time and try to move into something you'll enjoy or at least not hate. No offence to the bean counters, and it well compensated, but accountancy? Teaching, could you get yourself into a university or private school?

Nice to see Bridget is gettting the hang of this politics malarkey with the de rigeur oversized necklace.

If AI can replace a human translator then surely it can eplace a human calculator? Just saying.

A staggring graph, and all within the government's control. Yet the only thing they want to talk about is small boats and sending 200 people to Rwanda. This country is insane.

Might add, I'm not blaming immigrants for anything! They should boost GDP. Just think they might be masking a bigger problem in the economy (falling productivity).